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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The Stampede Is Beginning

Sheeple look up from their cud. They're still chewing but there is a puzzled look in their eyes as they roll that grass around in their mouth. They begin to realize they have just taken their last cheap bite of food. Bovine consternation. Their lips and gums tackle each other like professional wrestlers, trying to draw a conclusion. Oh right. Food gone. No more grass.

The other members of the herd shuffle around, snort and paw the ground nervously. Luckily for them, they have edjumifications. Everybody knows we have divine guarantees to a serene life of bliss wandering the aisles to graze. It's in the Bible nobody reads somewhere. Bad things cannot happen. It's Fukuyama televitz reality where every show has a happy ending. Eleventh hour cavalry will arrive soon and drive away the doubleplus wrongthink. Listen to the televitz, learn something about the world. Cannibal megafamines don't just happen. In fact, they can only happen in twelve part miniseries on the televitzery device. It will all take place perhaps long after we are gone. Our children might experience something like that. The cud springs eternal for us. Edjumificated types know itz a scienmajific fact.

Wow, this is like serious. If it goes on much longer it may even be reported in the mainstream media. Here we have edjumificated types warning about the possible dangers of a warming world. No wonder they always get it wrong. It's global cooling they need to worry about.

What is the evolutionary penalty for incorrectly identifying a coming Ice Age as a global temperature increase instead? It's death without benefit of appeal. It doesn't matter how many people vote otherwise. Every single one of them got it absolutely wrong. Even on those rare occasions where the majority gets it right, they only get it right for the wrong reasons. The majority is always wrong.

The mark of a declining civilization is not just the loss of answers to problems. It is also the loss of the ability to even correctly identify what the problem is. Shrieking maenads have been promising us the decomposing baby nappy armageddon for ten years, but Vault-Co figured out the real story back in 2002. The facts pointed to a new Ice Age. Everybody else got it bass-ackwards in every regard.

I have written about Roman temple fires many times on this blog. The late Romans believed soot from temple fires kept burning at night were causing crop failures in the surrounding fields of Rome and they engaged in violent struggles to regulate temple fires. Lucretius repeats this urban myth in THE NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE. They ended up ordering them doused at night. This gave free reign to the criminal element to run wild within the city at night without the restraint of illumination to expose them. Rome went from bad to beyond worse. Arguments over whose temple fires were doing the most damage resulted in stabbings on the Senate floor itself.

The truth is, the Romans weren't even close. They were so far off on a tangent they were not really relevant anymore as human beings. Their crop failures were caused by their overcultivation and refusal to allow fields to recuperate or lie fallow as their ancestors had done for centuries. Romans thought, we moderns are edjumificated and stuff. We've outgrown all that fuddy-duddy crop rotation stuff those old squares always recommended. We'll just run all fields, every year, until they suddenly stop producing anything at all and we all starve to death. Besides, everybody knows there is a consensus that it is the temple fires causing these crop failures.

The difference between the Romans and modern people is that even the late Romans were brighter, better looking and more advanced. Soon afterwards, they all died screaming when the Visigoths came to collect their mercenary money. If even the canny Romans died, what hope modern individjools? None at all. Brawndo, it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Every Nation Under Globalism : A Closed Island With No Food

Japan is just the first.

Under globalism, all your food production is moved somewhere else.

That means you can starve to death at any flashpoint if something, anything, anywhere interferes with the transport of that stuff from over there to over here.

Again, pretty easy concept to grasp.

If you live in a treehouse and can only get food if somebody puts it in a bucket you lower with a rope, then all they have to do is steal your ladder and cut your rope to starve you to death up there. This isn't nuclear physics. I could probably convey this idea to a chimpanzee using pantomime.

ONCE AGAIN, WHAT IS THE CHARGE, OFFICER?

I'm sorry, all I hear is a lot of breathless mumbling, allusions to some possible murky misdeeds, guilt by association, rambling discourse on how all people different from us deserve to be punished .... sorry, I'm not quite following all of this. I just want to hear one straight answer.

WHAT IS THE CHARGE PRINTED ON THE ARREST WARRANT?!?

I AM ASSUMING THERE IS AN ARREST WARRANT. WHAT IS THE CHARGE PRINTED ON THAT WARRANT? I CAN'T SEEM TO GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER.

AN ENTIRE CITY PULLED FROM THEIR HOMES BY PARAMILITARY TROOPS IN ARMORED CARRIERS WITH BATTLE KEVLAR ON AND THE CHILDREN SEPARATED FROM THEIR LAWFUL MOTHERS AND PUT INTO FOSTER CARE?!?!?!?!?!?

WHAT IS THE CHARGE, DUMBA**?!?!?! IT'S SUCH A SIMPLE QUESTION, EVEN AN AMERIKWAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO ANSWER IT.

Brawndo! It's got electrolytes. It's got what plants crave.

Here we go again ... "Well, you see, it is a complicated issue. First of all, many of these people inside the 'compound' are named Herb. Historically speaking, the name Herb is associated with evil. Also, some of these people dress funny. They also pray a lot and tell their teenage daughters they should not appear in gangbang sodomy porn. That's what we call 'authoritarian' leanings, which isn't exactly abuse but sounds sort of suspicious. Also they don't rent DVDs as often as their neighbors. We've decided to execute everybody involved until we sort all this out."

NEXT TIME, THEY'LL BE COMING FOR PEOPLE WITH OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS AND PEOPLE WHO PREFER ORGANIC SHAMPOO OVER COMMERCIAL BRANDS. WATCH AND SEE, ROCKET SCIENTISTS. IF YOU PUT TOILET WATER ON THE PLANTS, THEY WILL GROW. TRUST ME.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Food Rationing In America

Yassum.

It begins.

Remember when I told you to PACK YOUR RICE?

Well, it's getting too expensive to pack soon.

It's only six billion hungry people. How much trouble can they make, anyway? Will cappuccino service be interrupted? Does this mean we may have to switch to home brands for a while at the supermarket? We could always drive to places with cheaper prices somewhere, except for the roads being clogged with all those angry starving zombie-types and gas priced too high to afford.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Anyhoo, We Can Always Eat Wheat, Can't We?

No, we can't. There are a dozen coincidences conspiring to make wheat more valuable than gold.

Crop failures in Australia downgrade wheat harvest projections

Disease and crop failures are destroying wheat fields worldwide

So, is there something else we can eat? Corn? Bioethanol put that out of everybody's reach as long as those policies are in place.

Most crops require pollination, temperatures above 20 degrees celsius for more than twenty minutes a year and at least a little water now and then.

The death of pollinators is continuing unabated

Permaculture lab underground is looking like a damn good idea right now, isn't it? I know it is, but I'm way behind schedule. I have to finish the Sparkgap quonset before I can start on the Permaculture lab construction.

My advice is look good and hard at potatos and grow them on your own piece of land.

The "Perfect Storm" For Global Famine

They wanted to use the phrase "Apocalypse Trifecta" but that's classic Vault-Co.

I should have gotten trademark rights to all this stuff ten years ago. I could be selling "Pack your Rice" tee-shirts right now off CafePress.

Some believe that the current globalist food production system was never anything more than a communist pipe-dream.

While we're discussing the subject of collapse, this might be a good time for a link to a previous article. Vault-Co says that most of what is applied to the U.S. here actually could be applied to the entire Western world that has been following in Amerikwa's shadow.

It is a fact that communist countries and third world nations have less distance to fall because they already subsist at the bottom anyhow. Most of their living arrangements are based on a crisis that never ends.

What's the charge, Officer?

Reproducing-while-melanin-challenged. Similar to moving-while-Muslim except with less carpet bombing.

I've heard the same round of endless innuendo, wild accusations without a face to put to them and a series of mumblings involving some kind of "child abuse" that we heard after Waco. It was four years before it was revealed that the notoriously law abiding David Koresh was up on a $50 firearms charge of the variety that could be brought against half the gun owners in America. They could have sent that via the mail.

What is the charge? Taking 400+ children and their mothers captive and separating them into camps?

What is the charge? If the original warrant (incredibly, based on an anonymous call!!!!!!!!!) proved to be false, by law isn't it required that everybody involved be released immediately?

Nowadays, Amerikwans are so stupid it no longer matters. They can't even spell "Constitution." So what if there are no actual charges? Does it really make a difference? The dominant primates decided to do something. The lower ranking primates must submit to their will or else start a fruit fight. It's that simple. That is all that remains of what was once the greatest nation on Earth.

Today, they send up a balloon against some "weirdos." (They dress and talk funny, like people used to do in the United States.) Tomorrow, the ninjas will come through your skylight, probably for tracing your browser records to an occasional look at Vault-Co. Tell me when you're inside the tent camp behind barbed wire with the other detainees, about how it's all part of an edjumificated process.

Now, was that Harry Tuttle ... or Buttle? We have a compensation check here for your surviving relatives.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Strange Quakes In Midwest Are Not Understood

Low level rumbling nonstop on parts of the ocean floor worldwide where formerly seismic activity was largely unknown.

Now quakes in the Midwest. Some kind of severe subduction is apparently underway in the Northwest.

Looks like all the ducks are in a row for 2012, the biggest solar maximum in recorded human history.

Oil and Rice (Resource Conflicts and Famine)

Both reach record levels in price.

Rice is the dietary staple of 3 billion people.

At current prices, there are about 3 billion people who can't afford rice.

There are 6 billion people on Earth. Half the planet is looking at starving to death unless they are willing to go to war and take what they need by force.

You do the math for yourself.
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