Thursday, April 30, 2015

Piping Hot Fresh Soylent Green

All socialist "health" care ends the same way, sooner or later.

Kwanstainian News Flash

Usual crap. Currently several performing primate circuses on tour in major cities.

Improvamentation keeps on improvamenting.

No link. Not important enough to warrant one.

Keep trying the same approach and expect different results.

The Black Hole Between Western Science's Ears

Chinese found another one of "those" dinosaurs.

Beijing’s Chinese Academy of Sciences found the fossils, discovered in Hebei Province, indicated the dinosaur (fowl) was small, covered in feathers and possessed a large bone extending from its forearms – appearing to support a wing.
Right, you mean like a "bird" or something. Except not.

This is wild. My dogs are chasing "dinosaurs" in the backyard right now! Call for a scienmagist!

Monday, April 27, 2015

The Black Hole Between His Ears

Hawkings Yawkin' 'Bout The Usual Drivel

Holograms make it more scienmajistical. I thought an appearance by the Teletubbies would've made it perfect.

Wait, humans are violent and aggressive?!? Stop the presses! I take it all back, it was worth the money to keep this Luftmensche in cheap liquor and hookers if he figured that out all by himself.

Tenth generation. They think anything is scienmagistical if its got like ... lasers n'stuf. All I need to win a Nobel nowadays is a mirrored disco ball, pocket laser pointer and a white lab coat.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Citrato - Soft Drinks In A Dry Stable Medium!

Got some of this stuff at the organic grocer's yesterday - it is incredible!

No need for seltzer bottles, syrup or refrigeration!

It comes in dry crystals and mostly consists of some authentic lemon flavouring, sugar, glucose and sodium citrate. Bubbles up just like a soft drink in water.

I would bet that if this was stored in a dry, cool environment it would last a long, long time.

Apparently Europeans in Italy and France have been drinking this stuff for decades and it seems to be good for you! According to the label it has only a couple grams of carbs, nothing compared to the 32 grams in a can of coke!

In a sane world, this would be manufactured specifically for shelters and sealed in airtight cans.

I am going to see if I can source this stuff in big bags to transfer into mylar containers with oxygen absorbers. This stuff would be as good for morale as chocolate over the long haul.

Handmade Soap, The Scourge Of Bathroom Hygiene

We will all be better off when legislation ends the millennia old nightmare of handmade soaps.

Lye and soda ash? That stuff sounds dangerous. Here, rub this phthalate benzoate lotion on, it will protect you.

The Holocene Is OVER. Back to Business as Usual.

A cascade of destructive earthquakes that would level most of the planet.

Even as plates lock and slow when the magnetic field waxes, so they must slip and give away when it wanes.

Of course, this big resumption of tectonic activity is always accompanied by supervolcano eruptions.

When this thing blows it will be an extinction event. Get a Vault.

Castration By Conquering Armies of Barbarians

A practice in ancient times was for invaders to castrate children to genocide them but to allow them to grow up to appreciate the horrifying fate given to them.

The conquerors of the West are also seeking to castrate children as an expression of their power and the complete submission of the population. It is barbaric cruelty to prove they can steal away any promise of a future for that race. The final act of the hegemon is not only to steal everything you ever had or will have but also to steal what you might have had or could have had. This is the final act of improvamentation, a fate worse than death itself.

Thought and speech controls on anyone who suggests chopping off children's d*cks might be anything but a wunnerful wunnerful doubleplus-good practice.