Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Vault-Co Called It In 1997

Thank you. 

The elite have always been instrumental in building up potential enemies from rags to riches for centuries. You can't have proper enemies unless you are willing to fund them as startups. The great thing about enemies is that you can position them between yourselves and angry peasants seeking to storm the Bastille and find out where all those mortgage payments went.

The melons keep the big enemies in reserve for big wars when the shadow of their crimes starts to grow too long over the nations they rule. The difference this time around is that the enemies will be packing nuclear weapons instead of spears and they have deeper vaults than any of the peasants they will be deployed against. The only loser in this equation is the rube in the middle. Everybody else around him wins big time when they open the floodgates of war.

Melonhead Jamboree Is A Rousing Success

Cheerful discussions about how to best kill non-melons as plentifully as possible.

It's only evil when they kill us. When we kill them, we are doing God's work. This is what melonheads actually believe. The first commandment is conditional depending on who is doing the killing according to these guys.

Only The Police Can Be Trusted With Guns

Others might waste the right to bear arms on self-defense of their life, liberty and property ... which many cops believe belongs to them, anyhow.

We just provide the links, people. We couldn't make stuff like this up if we tried.

Monday, July 29, 2013

Normalcy Bias Is Nuttier Than Pretending To Be Napoleon

Why crazy is ubiquitous and sanity is a commodity.

The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is apt to spread discontent among those who are.” – H.L. Mencken

Putin : Prepare for ITZ

ITZ drills proceed apace. Vlad going to be hunting for ZOG meat in the near future.

All Russia and China have to agree on is their common enemy. Everything follows on from that solitary observation. They don't have to be best friends to know when they should work together. Technically, they only have to get along well for one day and the 'Stain will be gone.

The future is so bright, I gotta wear shades. Russian-made blast goggles, in fact.

A Vault For Me, Unfortunately Not For Thee

Conelrad proves that worrying about nuclear war is a waste of time for peasants, a valuable investment in continuance of government for those who are much better than you.

As always, people with the proper insignia and certificates are well catered for with your tax dollars. Imagine how much better the facilities they enjoy today.

However, if you dig out the storm cellar another meter in your backyard, you're some kind of nut. Anybody with less than a million to spend on their own pathetic existence is just living their life in fear. The same million spent on making certain I have warm towels when I exit the shower in my black-ops subterranean hotel is well worth it if I am one of the extra-special people.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Globalized, Diversifuxated, Enrichtarded

It's all good.

Might as well ship any remaining food to the third world, it will just cause problems with winnarz wanting to eat and stuff.

Wait, when do I get that job carving brand name logos into molecules with my nanolaser? Should I get my rainbow stew bowl out now? How long will it be at this point? Mid-nineties when they were pitching all this delirious hooey, right about now we were supposed to be in the globalist utopia. It looks like a dystopia, not a utopia.

Manboons are not a learning animal. This play would be boring if it were not for a regular change of actors.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

More Fun With Sandy Hook

It's interesting to see the layout of the area.

Looks like it was an abandoned building that sat idle the past ten years before it was used in the crisis drill gone bad.

See where Rosen's house is? Across the street was the crowded fire station. Gene Rosen should have been charged with abduction for entertaining those kids at his home. Emergency services was literally 50 meters away, he should have turned them over on the spot. How would you feel about a strange single bachelor taking your kids into his living room and keeping them there for hours knowing that police and emergency crews were right outside?

This story is totally true. Media people are honest.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

"RODS FROM GOD" Planned For Syria?

Another fantastic delusional paranoid dream here on Vault-Co, until a U.S. general confirmed the option was on the table for aerial destruction of Syria from orbit.

Whatever we have, apparently it is catching.

The 'Stain will only have to use a weapon like this one time to permanently lose all credibility and be branded a mad dog nation of lunatics. Fire away, Scotty.