Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Best Bread Baking Article Ever Published On Vault-Co

Honest, it's a must have. I recommend printing it off or getting it hardcopy.

Years ago, I was investigating shelf lives on yeast trying to find a stable brand I could pack in storage. I discovered that the best bread doesn't even begin with that cheap crap they sell as yeast as all. Bread starters can be created almost anywhere from anything with a little bit of fermentation and the result will be delicious.


styrac1 said...

Trust the cops.

Midnight Avenue J said...

Sourdough, Tex. You can ferment dough with just the bacteria on your skin and the wild yeast living on the grains themselves. I limit bread personally but I make sourdough often for the family. Have a hand mill to grind the grain. Sometimes I sprout it first if time allows. It's easy to do once you let patience with the process take over, and have a willing yet flexible spirit.

bicebicebice said... I had a wonky tooth about 5 months ago, said fuck that upped the aspirin, the bicarbonate (put the powder on said tooth and the ache goes away, but don't drink anymore coke That day he) and kept on chugging coke, went to dentist again recently hole gone said what I had done and was met with the "sweetie", needless to say she didn't believe me.

You should re-launch your blog as a money and time saver.

bicebicebice said...

"When I was growing up I don't know how many times I heard "That is a problem our children will face." These cowards are only beginning to realize it is also a problem they would face when they were too old, too weak and full of regrets about their foolishness in saying such stupid things when they were younger. They thought they'd be dead by now but all they have done is assure their retirement will occur in very interesting times, if you know what I mean. It is one thing to be running from a cannibal horde in your twenties and another thing altogether to try to hobble along in your seventies. These idiots imagined their grandchildren running from vicious cannibal enrichment squads and they were okay with that so it is really a matter of being hoisted by your own petard. There's nothing funnier than a sixty year old secular atheist frantically trying to escape a huge savage mob of like-minded souls chasing him for barbecue. After all, we are nothing but meat and death is the end so why shouldn't this old fellow throw himself on the grill for the greatest good for the greatest number? He is old and according to utilitarianism will taste best with chives and chicken salt. "

Itz only a matter of time before someone gets eaten in 4K resolution. Live-streamed.

Sam said...

Nice baking article. Thanks.

Gary said...

@Tex, this is an interesting article on the 500-year cycle about to roll over:

@Bice, how much aspirin do you take a day please. I have considered taking half a day due to a family history of heart disease.

Texas Arcane said...


I take 500mgx2 a day dissolved in tea but not everybody can tolerate that much. Please check with your doctor in case you might have a clotting issue or kidney problems. In other words, do not regard me as a person qualified to give medical advice.

Don't want to tempt fate but will point out I have been taking that much daily for 27 years now and feel pretty good.

Gary said...

Thanks Tex.