The thing about the news is ... there is never any news in the news. Ever. The media is a collection of people who are the very last group to ever find out anything about anything. If ever.
Oh god, don't make me explain it again one more time.
If you ever wonder why every single picture of Arthur Jones features a look of dismal despairing bored face palm disgust, this is why. The guy was too smart to be wasting his time trying to teach Homo Sapiens anything.