Friday, April 28, 2017

Easy Anthropology For The Beginner

Remember, if they are suspected of being ugly, they are Neanderthals. If they are clearly taller, more muscular and better looking than humans, they are "Denisovans."

If they look like fully modern humans, that rules out them being Neanderthals. Easy rule of thumb to remember ...

Good looking people ≠ Neanderthals. Simple scientamagism. It's a factoid.


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Kona Commuter said...

Got Rice?

styrac1 said...

Millennial morons pay 12,000 to get the chance to re-enact Hieronymus Bosch's "The Garden of Earthly Delights".

Ibn Nafis said...

Tex do you think this guy is expressing some Neanderthal genes ?

Hermit living underground in some weird place waiting for the end of the world.
Generally I associate hermits with Neanderthal genes. I think I have read somewhere that when a Neanderthal reached adult life he would live a lonely hermit life on the outskirts of his village and he would come back to civilisation when he would have to settle and make a family. I do not remember where I have read that, but I know I saw it somewhere.

Sam said...

"...human DNA from caves without bones, an advance that could shed new light on human history and evolution.

The study published in the journal Science is based on 85 samples from sediments dating to the Pleistocene..."

Yah right. Random dirt to find genes. Sounds sketchy to me.