Thursday, March 16, 2017

Far-out Crazy Fringe Nut Conspiracy Madness

... that the CDC admits in print is in fact completely true.

So remember, I was crazy for 27 years until yesterday afternoon when it turned out I wasn't, everybody else was.

If parents were given a tour of these labs and a raw look at these vats of toxic, rotting diseased animal flesh being brewed for vaccines to inject into their children there isn't a single mother or father on the planet who would ever permit one of those cranks to get within a mile of their child with a needle in his hand.

Mind you, for the past two decade these ingredients which are the primary medium of the vaccines were not even listed in the ingredients!!! If you didn't listen to lunatics like me you would have never known about them! According to the officials squirting this garbage into toddler's veins this was insane to even suggest such things. Has to make you pause to wonder just who the real nuts are.

In paperwork that Rob Schneider (the comedian) offered for public scrutiny it was revealed that CDC senior executives conceded in closed hearings that there were at least several hundred viruses and bacteria that were never identified - and that serum tests had found on many occasions these cultures were still alive when jabbed into the arteries of babies. Somebody is definitely a candidate for the booby hatch around here and if it's me I insist on being trucked there immediately. I'm seeing things and part of my hallucinations involve children targeted for injection with poisons. Please prescribe me a drum of crazy pills and throw in an ice cream scoop so I can pour them down my throat three times a day.


Ron said...

If you didn't listen to lunatics like me you would have never known about them!

Thank God for the lunatics then.

And remember kids: Move away from the giant man eating mutant roaches, and towards the back of the armored tank

n-ikaido said...

Unrelated news that might interest you, Tex.
Orwell telescreens have become a reality, not just in spying terms, but in the in-your-face propaganda pushed onto daily lives.

It's called Google Home, and the fascinating thing is that people voluntarily buy them and put them in their houses.

You ask it to give you your daily schedule (pull data from your calendar, give you commute time, weather) and it decides to suddenly give out ads about a new movie with the not so innocent line "In this version of the story, Belle is the inventor instead of Maurice. That rings truer if you ask me. For some more movie fun, ask me something about Belle.". If I had been among the dumbfucks who bought this thing, this line alone would have been enough to make me destroy the device on the spot. They don't even try to disguise the propaganda anymore.

Kona Commuter said...

What Did The Neanderthal's Voice Sound Like? - High Pitched
Vocal experts examine the first full skeleton of a neanderthal ever to be discovered and uncover insights into the most likely sound our primitive cousins would have made. Interesting short video from BBC show 'Neanderthal: The Rebirth'.

Ave said...

@ Kona Commuter

Neanderthal is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy !