Saturday, September 3, 2016

Only The Police Can Be Trusted With Guns

They have special edjamafacashun and goodness powers that the rest of the population doesn't have. That's why they choose to become teh polishmenz.

This is what Australians and many fur bearing bipeds actually believe. They believe that other ambulatory primates are of different flavors owing to various kinds of badges and symbols they hold which grant them superduper powers of incorruptibility. We keep them honest by wishing good thoughts. It's like your parents except sometimes they beat you to death and bury you in the desert because they find your wife or daughter attractive. All great civilizations have no recourse but positive thinking and well wishing to appeal to our better angels. This is what many mouth breathers feel to be gospel and acceptable doctrine. If you beg to differ then you are a worse monster than Hitler and Genghis Khan put together. A totally sane outlook it is.


styrac1 said...

You couldn't make it up:

Aeoli Pera said...

The economy is made of goodfeelz, everyone knows this is the most respektable thing to know.