Saturday, January 23, 2016

Thermostat Off

... just in time, too. Man I been burning up on this planet since I don't know when. There's nothing like an invigorating blast of cool air.

I feel a classic Neanderthal song coming on. Just imagine that I have used CGI to place this tune in a winter wonderland with 7 foot deep permafrost and a friendly sabre tooth tiger smiling from atop a glacier ... of course I would be singing this with a gigantic pile of furs on and a throwing disc ...

Maybe this one is way more appropriate ... "End of the interglacial? Beginning of an Ice Age? Oh, Sapiens, please don't throw me into dat permafrost! Iz gonna be a goner!"


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bicebicebice said...

We need that ice age ASAP! Europe = south africa.

Sam said...

I'm so suspicious of most anything going on these days I wonder if this is nature or engineered.

Takudzwa Aywok said...

Now would be the right time for a prophet to spread a made up set of doctrins that would enable thals to scale. Done the right way I am more than sure than any religion can spread like a wildfire in a given population or ethnic group.
Like, saying stuff like "we must convert unbelievers" and such.
I hope to not see all that which had happened to neanderthals again when the incoming ice age will go away.
I'm thinking someone should buy some land somewhere in the swedish or siberian wilderness and...

Takudzwa Aywok said...

Like this guy:

Damn siberia is good looking.
He says in the future most of the world will be.. in the East.
Something that bothers me when thinking of having thals live in some isolated island somewhere is
1. a second flood after the ice age goes away
2. death by diseases
But thals supposedly have a strong immune system. But the Guanches died by diseases anyways.

bicebicebice said...

@ Sam

EBO(la)- engineered biological outbreak.

Kona Commuter said... Terminators coming on line sooner rather than later