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Sunday, June 28, 2015

Blue Screen of Death Civilization - Hard Reboot Approaching


The improvamentation is now peaking.

It's never been so improvamented as it is now.

Don't panic. God has got a top-level staff of crack technology experts working on crisis management and recovery for this kind of data loss. Everything is backed up in a secure location. The fuel-air bomb from the sky has been trialed previously in Sodom and Gomorrah and is totally safe for use around humans as long as they don't look back at it - at which time they will be turned into a pillar of salt.

P.S. Hey, I was just thinking, what if God has gotten the bad rap all these years when in fact the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah was just a tragic side-effect caused by a really big gay pride parade in that city gone horribly wrong? Needs more floating aerosolized magnesium powder to make the fireworks memorable. You can just see the guy grinding to the "Macho Man" tune from the Village People going down Sodom on the big parade float, signalling to the fireworks people it's time to start the display. "Everybody hold your solidarity lighters overhead! Here comes the rainbow! It is going to be totally awesome, fellas!" You can say that again.

4 comments:

Ron said...

God gave the filthy disgusting degenerates a taste of the vengeance He has planned for them because He is actually showing the, more dignity then they deserve. He is saying "here my sons, this is what your actions are leading to. You are playing with things that you do not understand, and your ignorance leads to tragedy. Take a lesson, and become wise. Because if you can get this wrong, surely you can be mistaken in other things. Why should you die? Return.

scipio afircanus said...

You can see people in the burning flames. Talk about a warning sign from the Almighty!

Sean Carnegie said...

The thought of Sodom and Gomorrah and the pride parade isn't likely all that much of a reach considering.

styrac1 said...

America's next war on terror targets are...white Americans

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/29/white-supremacists-race-war-america-military-dylann-roof

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