Sunday, June 28, 2015
Blue Screen of Death Civilization - Hard Reboot Approaching
The improvamentation is now peaking.
It's never been so improvamented as it is now.
Don't panic. God has got a top-level staff of crack technology experts working on crisis management and recovery for this kind of data loss. Everything is backed up in a secure location. The fuel-air bomb from the sky has been trialed previously in Sodom and Gomorrah and is totally safe for use around humans as long as they don't look back at it - at which time they will be turned into a pillar of salt.
P.S. Hey, I was just thinking, what if God has gotten the bad rap all these years when in fact the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah was just a tragic side-effect caused by a really big gay pride parade in that city gone horribly wrong? Needs more floating aerosolized magnesium powder to make the fireworks memorable. You can just see the guy grinding to the "Macho Man" tune from the Village People going down Sodom on the big parade float, signalling to the fireworks people it's time to start the display. "Everybody hold your solidarity lighters overhead! Here comes the rainbow! It is going to be totally awesome, fellas!" You can say that again.