Shutting down due to plumbing issues. They couldn't pay the water bill.
The improvamentation proceeds apace.
Last man out of New York City please turn off the gas and lights and leave the keys under the door mat.
Everything I have read tells me that New York has gotten super improvamented since I left 25 years ago. The really hilarious part is that I have barely aged since then and most of the people I knew when I lived in New York city are clattering around retirement homes in Ziff Frames. Everybody else keeps shrinking but me I just keep getting bigger and more muscular all the time. Sucks not to be a Neanderthal but we are all victims of our circumstances. I was bothered last week when I did not get an erection for almost 8 hours. I heard that happens when you start to get old. My testosterone must have plummeted so that now it is only about 10 times that of most men. I had a day last year when I did not wake up alert and I almost had an anxiety attack. It turned out I just ate too much liquorice the day before. It was almost worth it. That liquorice was delicious.
United States is literally falling apart into rubble. Why does Russia need missiles? If it waits a little longer America will look post-nuclear anyway from natural forces. IDIOCRACY was never 500 years in the future. IDIOCRACY is right now for the Kwanstain.