Hawkings Yawkin' 'Bout The Usual Drivel
Holograms make it more scienmajistical. I thought an appearance by the Teletubbies would've made it perfect.
Wait, humans are violent and aggressive?!? Stop the presses! I take it all back, it was worth the money to keep this Luftmensche in cheap liquor and hookers if he figured that out all by himself.
Tenth generation. They think anything is scienmagistical if its got like ... lasers n'stuf. All I need to win a Nobel nowadays is a mirrored disco ball, pocket laser pointer and a white lab coat.