Thursday, April 30, 2015

Piping Hot Fresh Soylent Green

All socialist "health" care ends the same way, sooner or later.

Kwanstainian News Flash

Usual crap. Currently several performing primate circuses on tour in major cities.

Improvamentation keeps on improvamenting.

No link. Not important enough to warrant one.

Keep trying the same approach and expect different results.

The Black Hole Between Western Science's Ears

Chinese found another one of "those" dinosaurs.

Beijing’s Chinese Academy of Sciences found the fossils, discovered in Hebei Province, indicated the dinosaur (fowl) was small, covered in feathers and possessed a large bone extending from its forearms – appearing to support a wing.
Right, you mean like a "bird" or something. Except not.

This is wild. My dogs are chasing "dinosaurs" in the backyard right now! Call for a scienmagist!

Monday, April 27, 2015

The Black Hole Between His Ears

Hawkings Yawkin' 'Bout The Usual Drivel

Holograms make it more scienmajistical. I thought an appearance by the Teletubbies would've made it perfect.

Wait, humans are violent and aggressive?!? Stop the presses! I take it all back, it was worth the money to keep this Luftmensche in cheap liquor and hookers if he figured that out all by himself.

Tenth generation. They think anything is scienmagistical if its got like ... lasers n'stuf. All I need to win a Nobel nowadays is a mirrored disco ball, pocket laser pointer and a white lab coat.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Citrato - Soft Drinks In A Dry Stable Medium!

Got some of this stuff at the organic grocer's yesterday - it is incredible!

No need for seltzer bottles, syrup or refrigeration!

It comes in dry crystals and mostly consists of some authentic lemon flavouring, sugar, glucose and sodium citrate. Bubbles up just like a soft drink in water.

I would bet that if this was stored in a dry, cool environment it would last a long, long time.

Apparently Europeans in Italy and France have been drinking this stuff for decades and it seems to be good for you! According to the label it has only a couple grams of carbs, nothing compared to the 32 grams in a can of coke!

In a sane world, this would be manufactured specifically for shelters and sealed in airtight cans.

I am going to see if I can source this stuff in big bags to transfer into mylar containers with oxygen absorbers. This stuff would be as good for morale as chocolate over the long haul.

Handmade Soap, The Scourge Of Bathroom Hygiene

We will all be better off when legislation ends the millennia old nightmare of handmade soaps.

Lye and soda ash? That stuff sounds dangerous. Here, rub this phthalate benzoate lotion on, it will protect you.

The Holocene Is OVER. Back to Business as Usual.

A cascade of destructive earthquakes that would level most of the planet.

Even as plates lock and slow when the magnetic field waxes, so they must slip and give away when it wanes.

Of course, this big resumption of tectonic activity is always accompanied by supervolcano eruptions.

When this thing blows it will be an extinction event. Get a Vault.

Castration By Conquering Armies of Barbarians

A practice in ancient times was for invaders to castrate children to genocide them but to allow them to grow up to appreciate the horrifying fate given to them.

The conquerors of the West are also seeking to castrate children as an expression of their power and the complete submission of the population. It is barbaric cruelty to prove they can steal away any promise of a future for that race. The final act of the hegemon is not only to steal everything you ever had or will have but also to steal what you might have had or could have had. This is the final act of improvamentation, a fate worse than death itself.

Thought and speech controls on anyone who suggests chopping off children's d*cks might be anything but a wunnerful wunnerful doubleplus-good practice.

Signed GSK Document Concedes Vaccines Cause Autism

Well circulated behind closed doors, forbidden for the public to even hear about.

You might reconsider if you had access to the facts. Therefore, the facts will not be made available to you.

No Charges Filed On Baby Buggery Island

Remember, they are as startled as you are by all these revelations but nevertheless the ironclad rule says no charges are filed against murderous, monstrous pedophiles in Britain until they are dead.

This is what passes for the rule of the law in the nation formerly known as "Britain."

As I detailed in this previous post on Vault-Co, the law for Melonheads and the law for the slave castes have always been different. Essentially, Melonheads cannot be considered to have broken the law no matter what they do in regards to the slave castes. At most, they can be fined or cautioned. As "Lord" Janner discovered.

Friday, April 24, 2015

Those Sunday Supplements From 1964 Predicted All of This

A geopolitical cauldron, an atomic powder keg with a weak America and no civil defence program.

Walking home from work today I had the strangest notion.

I wondered if I had gone into a coma when I was 9 years old and had dreamed this entire life.

How else could you explain the eerie parallels over fifty years to those garish Sunday Supplements I would read describing how America would be destroyed by a surprise atomic attack in some far-flung future? The only explanation is that in my coma I would be creating this life from my subconscious and it would all be a creepy John Birch story that ended with the United States destroyed from within first and then from without by her enemies.

It has all been a little too much like the feverish reverie of a 9 year old boy exposed to a few too many books like NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON or THE REDS IN THE ROOSEVELT ADMINISTRATION.

There is another possibility other than all of this being my coma-dream. The possibility is that all the authors of those books were visionary and more rational than the entire American population. That would explain why nearly everything they predicted has come to pass. So I'm not in a coma and this is no dream for if it were it would almost certainly be a nightmare.

Incidentally, the cartoon above was the first image ever linked to a blog post on the original Vault-Co "1.0" well over a decade ago. How things have changed since then. The irony has lessened and the image has begun to make more sense now than ever. It is kind of the visual icon of Vault-Co.

Keep Voting

Notice how vaccine exemptions came under fire in Canada, America, Britain and Australia all within one week of concerted activity by executives in all those governments.

Your taxes pay for it all, they let you vote so you think you have some control over your life but at the end of the day it is Lord Rothschild scribbling a note on a table napkin that determines the legislation introduced in your nation. The flesh puppet quislings in government pretending you elected them answer only to the NWO and the citizens are just cattle that yield revenues at the end of the day.

Keep voting for socialists and people promising the economy is a big pie and they will cut you a piece that is bigger than everybody else's. Look how good it has worked out so far.

Getting the NWO Army together to enforce the napkin treaties.

When they start to strip off your fake rights, they will move very quickly, good old Bill Cooper used to tell the world on his shortwave radio broadcast. Whatta lunatic conspiracy nut. The government shot him in the back sitting in his driveway in his car.

News That Will Make Your Day

The clown is riding out in his little toy car. People aren't eating this crap anymore.

That's what you get for serving customers chicken nuggets dipped in shellac.

See ya. Life is hard but it is bound to get a little better when Ronald drinks himself to death in a cheap flophouse after getting the news they got bought out by Hungry Jack.

John Deere And Josef Stalin : Only The State Can "Own" Things

American farmers quite stunned to discover they never owned their tractors, they are merely driving them on behalf of John Deere.

I wish I was making this stuff up. The thing is, if I made it up it would be more believable than the real news that I didn't make up.

The world is a museum of marxist failures. That won't stop people from trying it again and again … each time more furiously, convinced if they shed enough rivers of blood they can get it to stick.

… and … SCENE! Lower Curtains.

A CIA Drone killed another fake pretend Arabesque type today according to Barry Soetoro.

Implies there may be genuine ones out there they are also gunning for.

Gadahn's take on an Ayatollah was better than any scene in a Golan Globus film, with better production values. It is good to know the drones are out there killing fake actors with fake bullets and fake blood. The fake terrorist menace is fading fast against the fake drones.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

ITZ in the Works?

2015 looks like interesting times.

There's something going on. It's big. Not entirely clear what it is going to be yet.

Watch this. I have always believed the Kwanstain was Mystery Babylon.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Russians Crazy Like Vault-Co

They're nuts. They're delusional. They trust their own five senses and their scientific instruments more than they trust the televitz. They need to be edjamafacated.

The Earth is starting up a quick course in survival right now. It should be sufficient to teach the Saps many things very rapidly. Unfortunately, Sapiens is incapable of learning.

Walmart Closing Nationwide as Part of Obama "Recovery"

Shutting down due to plumbing issues. They couldn't pay the water bill.

The improvamentation proceeds apace.

Last man out of New York City please turn off the gas and lights and leave the keys under the door mat.

Everything I have read tells me that New York has gotten super improvamented since I left 25 years ago. The really hilarious part is that I have barely aged since then and most of the people I knew when I lived in New York city are clattering around retirement homes in Ziff Frames. Everybody else keeps shrinking but me I just keep getting bigger and more muscular all the time. Sucks not to be a Neanderthal but we are all victims of our circumstances. I was bothered last week when I did not get an erection for almost 8 hours. I heard that happens when you start to get old. My testosterone must have plummeted so that now it is only about 10 times that of most men. I had a day last year when I did not wake up alert and I almost had an anxiety attack. It turned out I just ate too much liquorice the day before. It was almost worth it. That liquorice was delicious.

United States is literally falling apart into rubble. Why does Russia need missiles? If it waits a little longer America will look post-nuclear anyway from natural forces. IDIOCRACY was never 500 years in the future. IDIOCRACY is right now for the Kwanstain.

Vaccine Jackboots On The March

Ja Vohl! Der vaccinashuns vill be administered to all incoming camp inmates without exsepshun!

Terminal madness of the end times. Modern people are as dumb as stumps and twice as thick.

No more exemptions for anal suppositories, either! Spread those cheeks, where are my latex gloves!

Entire Western world is busy becoming a cheap Italian exploitation film about a dystopian society.

I was on my way home today and saw two misspelled street signs. If only I could hover in a UFO and watch all this stuff, I would laugh myself to tears. It is less funny when you have to live down here amongst these chimpmanzees and be subjected to this tragicomedy.

I was flipping through a newspaper and saw another two misspelled headlines. Remember, these "people" have digital spellchecking available. Overall functional literacy is inferior to the start of the 19th century with handset typeface blocks. These same "people" believe the safety or effectiveness of vaccines to be a subject that cannot be questioned or even contemplated.

Only the police can be trusted with guns. Because of edjamafacashun.

If only they gave police vaccination guns like Tasers and if they detected non-compliance or a lax vaccine renewal they could just shoot you in the neck at traffic stops without a right of refusal. Then the improvamentation will be truly improvamented. They could have two guns and just fire them at babies while the parents tried to shield them with their bodies. Because its good for you, don't fight it. Its got super immunity response vitameatavegamite in it that makes you immune to all diseases. If the kid dies within 24 hours in convulsions it is totally unrelated.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Is the United States Now Gold Robbing?

Seizing mines and claim jumping to get at precious metal.

These are the same people who were giving China cheap tungsten bars plated with gold to stall debt collections.

Free Markets and Private Police

The fact is, police paid by the citizens themselves will always be more accountable and more professional.

The best police are those subject to termination at any time for failure in the line of duty and possible prosecution.

I've worked in security and I can tell you they are better at weeding out corruption over the long term than the government ever was. Given enough time, a private security firm will clean house and throw crooks out sooner or later if only to retain the trust of its clients.

Why Is ISIS Wasting Their Time Destroying Archaeological Sites?

What possible gain could come from such things?

If your legitimacy is founded on a faked history that never happened, you might want to get somebody to destroy legitimate ruins from the past.

History is just another tool to psychopaths, who seek to bend it to conceal evidence of their crimes.

Pedophiles Look Out For One Another

Like this judge, who suggested a three year old may have been asking for it.

Learn to see these connections. Don't do what ordinary people do and just assume it is some random coincidence. It isn't and decades of evidence proves it.

Even when they do manage to get themselves arrested, they usually have high placed friends who will knock the conviction back at some point and let 'em go. Jimmy Savile is just the tip of the iceberg of what is happening out there. Tip of the iceberg. If you are feeling paranoid about these critters you are starting to think realistically about this problem.

Don't trust your kids to authority figures. Period. Ever. If you can help it. Never.

You don't understand it until you get a real creepy Young Goodman Brown vibe. If you live in Britain you are probably seeing your world through rose-colored glasses. It is likely much worse than you think.

The Unluckiest Man In The World

Poor Larry. Three steel framed buildings and all of them collapsed from fires in less than a minute each.

At free fall speed, no less.

That's why Larry demands more money to be reimbursed for his unfortunate circumstances. Some guys just never get a break.

Larry should get together and commiserate with this guy.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Vladimir Putin Is Full of Excellence and Win

I have already picked out my Presidential candidate favorite for 2016.

Of course it will never happen but it is an example of what sort of world we could be living in if the planet was not run by the genetic misfires of the NWO.

Please don't hate me because I'm awesome, Kwanstainians. Putin uses plutocrats as tire rims and kills leftists with a single Systema punch. Remember, if the NWO is afraid of you it is because you are some kind of ultimate badass. Fact.

Putin's all-seeing eyes are more powerful than those of Lord Sauron. They know all things, see to the furthest limits of space. Remember they are always watching and poised to kick your ass.

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Two Million Hits on Vault-Co!

The semi-accurate counter for Vault-Co 2.0 blog just rolled over! Two million hits and still have not profited a dime off this site in it's entire history. It takes a Neanderthal to fail to benefit from an opportunity like that.

To celebrate, let's watch this hilarious video of Japanese people making fun of Kwanstainia.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Is China On The Brink Of Collapse?

Some people claim it is so but you have to remember misery loves company. The Kwanstain is almost certainly at the final stage of complete economic collapse.

Here is hoping it is not as bad there as the article suggests.

UPDATED : Link was broken, fixed now. Thanks to those who spotted it. Wall Street journal trying to make people subscribe to read it.

Sodomite Planet

Good Catholics who participate in the Eucharist are mocking God.

Come out of this so-called "church," it is the devil's handmaiden on Earth.

If you think this is bad you should see what they used to get away with before the internet.

Let all the stones of these buildings be struck asunder and collapse on the heads of the demons who dwell inside them. We can always build new ones. The mission of Jesus Christ had nothing to do with the construction of great cathedrals if only monsters entered the doors when they were finished. Pray imprecatory prayer that the fiends who rule over this false kingdom of gold and treasures will be laid low and those hats knocked from their heads.

Martin Luther's work is almost complete. Things can only get better afterwards but it is difficult to imagine them much worse.

They have always been like dead men's tombs, whitewashed and bleached outside but all corruption and decay within.

Tony Palmer Tries To Jump Into Hell In Evil Knievel Motorcycle Stunt, Succeeds In Leaping Across All Ten Commandments to Land On Fiery Shore.

Nothing is funnier to Jesuits than Crucifixion jokes.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

The Elites Are Welding The Hatch Shut From The Inside

They didn't get that rich by being honest or stupid.

They are getting ready because they can see the obvious. The sheeple are told all is well and they should continue shopping right through to the bitter end.

Increasingly, the West is every man for himself and his own. There is no community left to appeal to for help. For a million years prior men have turned to their collective efforts to overcome ills but these people have engineered a world where it is everybody reduced to atomised consumer units with no extended family of any kind.

It is all part of the plan.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Don McClean's Prophetic Vision

Original manuscript for "American Pie" sold at auction.

The way to recognize a prophet is to wait and watch to see if the things they have predicted come to pass. Don McClean had an uncanny inspiration that I believe came from God himself.

The people over the years who believed the lyrics represented a much deeper reality unfolding were right. That is exactly what they were intended to convey.


"American Pie"
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died

So bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey in Rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

[Verse 1]
Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died

I started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey in Rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

[Verse 2]
Now for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me

Oh, and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned

And while Lenin read a book on Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died

We were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey in Rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

[Verse 3]
Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast

Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance

'Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?

We started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey in Rye
And singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

[Verse 4]
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell

And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey in Rye
And singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play

And in the streets, the children screamed
The lovers cried and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken

And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died

And they were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey in Rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

They were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey in Rye
And singin' "This'll be the day that I die"

Monday, April 6, 2015

Tip of The Iceberg On Baby Buggery Island

The institutions are trying to pretend there is a great hullaballoo.

Like I said before, until I see the strike team rappelling from the chopper onto the roof of Buckingham Palace I am going to continue to assume this is all a big theatrical show for the rubes which will result in absolutely no changes to the island of Savile.

Think the rest of the West isn't as corrupted as Britain or much worse?

This is how they control your leadership.

Even the Navy Is Switching To Robots

They don't complain about promotions, rations, sleep or their working conditions.

How long before the robots on one side call the robots on the other side and ask them if they need to be fighting one another when the real problem is all those extraneous humans?

Bolshevist Commissar Grabbing For More Than Just Guns

Harvey the Perv, a man concerned with justice, wants to snatch guns from private hands.

Especially single women with concealed carry in their purses. Figures.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Kwanstainia Is Going To Lose WW3 Big-Time

It is going to be a mercy killing and probably over with in a single 24 hour period.

Decommissioned their civil defence program. Decommissioned their anti-ballistic program. Decommissioned most of their early warning command centres.

Left with junk ICBMs that the surviving engineers warn should not be fired at all because of their age and lack of proper maintenance.

It is going to be a massacre. Russia will wax this country's ass. No wise nation would provoke anybody in the condition they are in right now.

So pathetic they have to pretend in the article that all they have to worry about is an attack by North Korea. Right.

Friday, April 3, 2015

33 Fun Facts About Kwanstainia

Modest estimates suggest over half the U.S. Population suffers from mental illness or is on head meds at any given moment.

Can you blame them? Their country is screwed beyond hope and most of them know they have zero chance of doing anything about it. Learned helplessness is worse than panic, terror or trauma in terms of the long term damage it does to the human brain. It "bakes into" neurochemistry and becomes part of a self-fulfilling prophecy. Increasingly, the feeling one can do nothing is a realistic reflection of the striking lack of ability to do something about anything.

Some people call them a "lost generation" already, as if they were going to bounce back after this. It is not just this generation that is lost but every one that comes after it as well. The silver cord has been loosened, this bind of culture, potential and example will not assemble itself again. The West is lost now, nothing is going to bring it back.

Full speed ahead on the "recovery"

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

GTA Beeyotch

Western Medicine Achieves It's Pinnacle In Extending The Lives Of The Improvers

Brother encountered breakaway safety glass as he passed through windshield, heard to comment "That's just like the man, always throwing up obstacles to a brother gettin' ahead!"

This reminds me of that scene at the start of IDIOCRACY where the very best medical treatment is able to restore reproductive function to a guy who impaled his testicles on an iron gate trying to jump a Jetski into a swimming pool.

I am sure that centuries of advancements leading to successful heart transplants was all about enabling those seeking a second chance to break into the private homes of the elderly and gun them down at close range.