Russia would win and Kwanstainia would lose.
The majority of politicians are mirror images of the people who voted them into office. They're morons who don't know much of anything about thermonuclear warfare other than "we'd all die." Well, if you're talking about the United States, you're probably right. Most of you would. It's never the end of the world, it's always just the end of you, Kwanstainia.
Those Sunday supplements I read in the 1960's had one pictorial showing a bunch of tie-dye long-haired hippies cavorting in a party in the "far-flung year 2016" and they were all drunk. The caption read (roughly) "Military expenditures and staffing drop sharply in quality for America's nuclear readiness and the population has completely ignored civil defense, living only for sensation and impulse gratification." These pictures lead up to showing how World War 3 would begin. I still insist that the authors of these newspaper features I read as a six year old were nothing short of prophetic. The men who wrote these pieces had a keen insight into human nature that is completely absent today. Again and again, they insisted the real war was with the decline and degeneration of the U.S. from the inside, before it was annihilated from the outside.