... and yet right now, somebody promoting said rubbish at the expense of real scientists drives a Lexus, lives in a three milllion dollar home with it's own golf course and is sitting poolside and snorting cocaine on the taxpayer's dime despite it being nearly impossible to describe what they do for a living exactly. Welcome to the world of Luftmenschen where science is just another long con that swindlers use to retire early.
The Southern Denmark researchers suggest that the particle discovered by the LHC may not have been the Higgs boson, but rather a "techni-higgs" particle that's composed of "techni-quarks." Such a particle might behave similarly to the Higgs particle but in fact is very different from the genuine Higgs boson.NOT THE DARK MATTER! ANYTHING BUT THAT! GOD SAVE US ALL FROM THE DARK MATTER, WHICH IS WHERE PHYSICISTS STICK STUFF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO EXIST BUT APPARENTLY DOESN'T WHICH MEANS IT IS TOTALLY INVISIBLE AND UNDETECTABLE! WE KNOW IT HAS TO BE THERE BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT MEANS OUR POLITICALLY CORRECT THEORIES ARE ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS!
If the researchers are right, their report would discredit the claims of discovery of the Higgs boson, which has been sought because its existence would fill vital holes in the Standard Model of physics.
The researchers claim that although their findings may disprove the Higgs boson discovery, they also pave the way for the discovery of another force – one not yet uncovered – that would be responsible for binding the techni-quarks into particles, including those that form dark matter.
The entire frequency of particles passes right through the theoretical spectrum posited for the Higgs. Of course they found something at CERN, they had to come up with something before they shut down for lack of funds after they blew a few trillion on their advanced skateboard park. The problem is that they didn't find the Higgs and the particle they found there has no particularly unique or special qualities matching those designated as markers for the Higgs Boson.
If there is no Higgs Boson then scammers have pried billions out of taxpayers over the past half-century and delivered ZIP, ZERO, NADA in return.
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