Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Because Nothing Is Funnier Than Demons And Suicide

I blame the parents for not peeling off the metal foil to discover the hidden subliminal picture of the devil girl slitting her wrists that lights up in the dark.

The special happy joy stick for wonderful music, fairies, magic and arterial blood loss as a ritual sacrifice for Satan.

The burden remains on consumers to avoid the worldwide domination of the forces of darkness and the kingdom of Lucifer. It is all about choices. I choose to weld the hatch shut from the inside and wait for reinforcements.

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