Sunday, August 24, 2014
The Evil ISIS Post-Production Minivan
Experts hired by The British Government Say This Is Embarrassingly Fake Staged Sh*t With CGI
Two guys with turbans in the middle of the desert sitting in front of a bank of computer screens running 3DMax, Maya and Adobe AfterEffects in the back of an unmarked van …
"You've got the contrast way too high! It is making Foley's hair look like it is blonde and charged with static! Muhammed himself would tell you that you have to put the other shot of the mountains behind him if you want to sell it!"
"Infidel! He has green trim around his belt line, that is why the matte line is showing through! Any imperialist dog knows you have to break it down into four separate shots and do the composite after you have jacked up the red in all the shadows!"
"Let's agree to disagree! Somebody turn on the air-conditioning, it is getting stuffy back here! I am going to break for lunch and think about this shot, do we have any diet TAB left in the minibar fridge?"
BUT SERIOUSLY THAT REALLY HAPPENED IN ALL TRU-ISHNESS
OH WAIT ALL THE INTERNET FRINGE NUTS SAYING THIS VERY THING (FAKE BULLSH*T) FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS ARE ALL PARANOID AND INSANE AND DELUSIONAL AND TOTALLY SPACED OUT. THEY'RE THE CRAZY ONES AND WE'RE ALL NORMAL FOR NOT THINKING THAT. BESIDES, THEY SAID THE SAME THINGS ABOUT SANDY HOOK AND AURORA AND A BUNCH OF OTHER TOTALLY TRUE EVENTS SO THAT PROVES THEY ARE COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL UNLIKE US THE PEEPS WHO WATCH TELEVITZ AND KNOW ITZ TOTALLY ALL REAL. EDJAMAFACASHUN AND EXTREME INTELLAMJENSE PROVES IT SCIENMAGISTICALLY. BESIDES, WHAT KIND OF NUT WOULD THINK THIS WAS FAKE? BECAUSE THE GUY IN CHARGE HAD A REMARKABLY RECOGNIZABLE BRITISH ACCENT? THAT WOULD IMPLY THAT BRITISH AGENTS WERE INCREDIBLE MORONS© WHEN THEY FAKED THIS VIDEO AND DID NOT HAVE THE GOOD SENSE TO GET SOMEBODY WHO ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST. WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT MANG YOO TALKIN' NONSENSE AND WHATNOT AND WHAT-HAVE-YOU.