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Sunday, August 24, 2014

The Evil ISIS Post-Production Minivan



Experts hired by The British Government Say This Is Embarrassingly Fake Staged Sh*t With CGI

Two guys with turbans in the middle of the desert sitting in front of a bank of computer screens running 3DMax, Maya and Adobe AfterEffects in the back of an unmarked van …

"You've got the contrast way too high! It is making Foley's hair look like it is blonde and charged with static! Muhammed himself would tell you that you have to put the other shot of the mountains behind him if you want to sell it!"

"Infidel! He has green trim around his belt line, that is why the matte line is showing through! Any imperialist dog knows you have to break it down into four separate shots and do the composite after you have jacked up the red in all the shadows!"

"Let's agree to disagree! Somebody turn on the air-conditioning, it is getting stuffy back here! I am going to break for lunch and think about this shot, do we have any diet TAB left in the minibar fridge?"

BUT SERIOUSLY THAT REALLY HAPPENED IN ALL TRU-ISHNESS

OH WAIT ALL THE INTERNET FRINGE NUTS SAYING THIS VERY THING (FAKE BULLSH*T) FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS ARE ALL PARANOID AND INSANE AND DELUSIONAL AND TOTALLY SPACED OUT. THEY'RE THE CRAZY ONES AND WE'RE ALL NORMAL FOR NOT THINKING THAT. BESIDES, THEY SAID THE SAME THINGS ABOUT SANDY HOOK AND AURORA AND A BUNCH OF OTHER TOTALLY TRUE EVENTS SO THAT PROVES THEY ARE COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL UNLIKE US THE PEEPS WHO WATCH TELEVITZ AND KNOW ITZ TOTALLY ALL REAL. EDJAMAFACASHUN AND EXTREME INTELLAMJENSE PROVES IT SCIENMAGISTICALLY. BESIDES, WHAT KIND OF NUT WOULD THINK THIS WAS FAKE? BECAUSE THE GUY IN CHARGE HAD A REMARKABLY RECOGNIZABLE BRITISH ACCENT? THAT WOULD IMPLY THAT BRITISH AGENTS WERE INCREDIBLE MORONS© WHEN THEY FAKED THIS VIDEO AND DID NOT HAVE THE GOOD SENSE TO GET SOMEBODY WHO ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST. WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT MANG YOO TALKIN' NONSENSE AND WHATNOT AND WHAT-HAVE-YOU.

4 comments:

portland_allan said...

O/T: See this one?

The familial history appears suggestive.

portland_allan said...

No comment, Tex? It's a good article. Unless I'm mistaken, seems right up your alley -- a brother from a different mother, as kids say these days.

Texas Arcane said...

@PA

Kind of a bigger story going on right now with the CDC.

portland_allan said...

RE: O/T -- Fair enough.

Regarding MMR and the CDC, one thing I've learned to keep an eye on is relative vs. absolute risk. I'm not arguing 350% increase in relative risk is to be down-played by any means, but what is the baseline risk?

From 1 per 100,000 to 3.5 per 100,000 is 350%, but it is not as big a deal as 1 per 1,000 to 3.5 per 1,000. Obviously MMR -- the diseases, not the vaccines -- have risks as well.

Regards. I enjoy the blog. I wouldn't commenting if I didn't.

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