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Thursday, July 10, 2014

"Polar Vortex" Returns in July

Right. This is like that thing Tex was talking about, or something.

Like the end of the Holocene and grasshopper weather. Or like, an Ice Age or something.

Vault-Co and Robert Felix = Correct. Rest of planet = Not so much.

Don't let the fact that the real world is contradicting your consensus interfere with your enforcement of social compulsion to believe in something that is only lacking evidence. Especially because religion is so, like, evil and whatnot and what have you.

Globowarmthinkery is just another "god" that failed.

I hate it when I am busy ostracizing cranks and suddenly the entire planet demonstrates that they are right and I am wrong. I will just keep thinking positive about my clearly mistaken ideology and assume it is reality that has the problem.

Gulf stream shut down. Ice Age follows.

What I want to know is if they are still going through with formally committing me tomorrow to a mental institution. The in-screening doctor says he doesn't care if there is a super cyclone flash freezing people outside, I'm still crazy. They took a vote on it. I tried to open the blinds when he was giving me Rorshach cards and point out the Sun looked like it had turned off but he closed them again and told me stop being distracted by external influences and concentrate on getting well.

Throughout recorded history, the majority have always turned out to be wrong. About everything. There is a simple reason for this. Homo Sapiens is a cloned animal produced by genetic engineering for only one purpose and that is to exterminate Neanderthals. Sapiens does not do reality. They cut that portion right out of his genetic code when they made him along with his corpus callosum and the full range of behaviours associated with an actual human being. Saps never survived an Ice Age, being a one-shot product designed for the brief Holocene who never survived the million year cold.

4 comments:

confident and paranoid said...

Yellowstone roads are melting.

http://www.nps.gov/yell/parknews/14045.htm

Your Friendly Neighbourhood 'Thal said...

"Homo Sapiens is a cloned animal produced by genetic engineering"

This surely is a fantastic tale, but you are doing the same thing here that you are accusing cromags of: you believe in something that is lacking evidence. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Cromag obviously is a ridiculous, braindead creature, but what exactly causes you to believe that it was "genetically engineered" in some bizarre sci-fi scenario? It is much more likely that it developed by chance, in hotter climates, which do not promote energy conservation, thus explaining its temperament. I know, the poor monkey is such an abomination that it boggles the mind that nature could ever create such a monster. I would love to see some confirmation that indeed it was artificially created in a vat in some underground laboratory by a mad scientist. The reality is worse - these apes evolved the same way as 'Thals did, God really did allow for that to happen.

theepilgrim said...

Funnily enough, one of the most popular global warming propaganda videos on youtube is essentially Pascal's Wager.

Pretty much confirms that globowarmthinkery is a religious cult.

KW Jackson said...

@YFNT: There's an age old process that turned aurochs into highland cattle. It's called eugenics and the ponerologists love it.

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