Everybody likes candy! Take one and pass it around!
Remember when food was made from food. I miss those days. Good old food made from food products or food by-products or food derivatives. At least things were made from food back in those days.
You don't really miss food until you've got nothing to eat but animal bones, petrochemicals and genetically modified mercury laced corn syrup. It's only a matter of time before they start seasoning it with a bit of soylent green to really hit the spot.