Sunday, April 6, 2014

Good and Bad News

Banker dead. Also, with therapy it may be possible for allergic children to eat some nuts. Scientists are still studying the question of whether or not therapy will enable them to eat bankers. This way at least the bankers could then serve some useful purpose on the planet.

This idiot managed to kill his own family on his way out, proving that bankers cause grief to everybody they know right up to the minute they get spaded under, at which time they are moved beneath the column reading "Good Banker."

How can you tell the difference between a dead banker in the middle of the road and a dead dog in the middle of the road? Skid marks in front of the dog. Reverse tracks after the banker.

I only saw one man in my life who knew how to deal with bankers and here he is :

1 comment:

samhuih said...

You forgot Andrew Jackson who I'm reading a biography of now. Jackson..."The bank, Mr. Van Buren, is trying to kill me, but I will kill it.".

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