Sleeping while old - bag'im and tag'im
Damaging cop car by standing in front of it while it is in motion - guilty
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You wouldn't kennel a dog there. Makes the former Soviet Union look like a freedom and liberty paradise.
Even your child's genes belong to them. They own the sun, the moon and the stars and the air that you breathe. You own nothing, even your right to live is a privilege they extend to you.