Friday, September 27, 2013

Scienmajistics Fails At Failing

Planet has had oxygen atmosphere a billion years before it was previously believed to be hospitable for life.

Only off by a billion years. Everything else is accurate though. Well, except for just about everything else that we have exposed on Vault-Co over the years. But otherwise.

In a sleep of a billion years, what dreams may come? Time enough for ten million human civilizations to rise and fall and be forgotten. Ours is unusual only in that previous civilizations never quite had this many assholes living in them. I say that with confidence because it is hard to imagine people as bland, mindless and vacuous as modern people even existing for long at any time in the past or the future.

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