I think a year ago a guy at work went on his Hotmail account and he announced to everybody "Hey, there is this weird message where Microsoft is asking me if I would like to store something on this thing called 'Skydrive' - should I click 'Yes?'"
I said, "Please do. They just got a new server box in Langley, Virginia and they need you to help them build a better profile of you and all your known associates."
Everybody in the office laughed. That crazy Tex and his weird, far-out paranoid suspicions about everything. How do people like that live? They must go nuts seeing conspiracies at every turn.