Conelrad proves that worrying about nuclear war is a waste of time for peasants, a valuable investment in continuance of government for those who are much better than you.
As always, people with the proper insignia and certificates are well catered for with your tax dollars. Imagine how much better the facilities they enjoy today.
However, if you dig out the storm cellar another meter in your backyard, you're some kind of nut. Anybody with less than a million to spend on their own pathetic existence is just living their life in fear. The same million spent on making certain I have warm towels when I exit the shower in my black-ops subterranean hotel is well worth it if I am one of the extra-special people.