Whenever deathsquads are firing on me while I lie in a wooden boat, I find time to write a short letter detailing my manifesto and personal philosophy and be certain to leave it lying prominently about.
The mad irabi bomber first went to Gene Rosen's house to try to get him to give him a snuggle toy and a juice box but Gene was still walking in the crisis actor loop at Sandy Hook, months after the incident.
No but this is all true. Completely so.
The British government told soldiers in WW1 that the Krauts were melting down their dead bodies to make into soap because the Germans were out of horse corpses. This was published in all the newspapers, broadcast on the radio and highlighted in public speeches. People said this with a straight face and suggested for this reason that German civilians were fair game for rape or murder.
The guffamint tells the truth even though ordinary people lie frequently. This is a truthistic truism. Televitz sayz itz and televitz provez televitz works.