Sunday, March 10, 2013

Shock : Carb-Eating Slave Diet Kills Slaves

Yes, it is true. If you feed your slaves the only food that is cheap, easy to produce and accessible then those slaves will die of clogged arteries.

After they have had a useful and productive life as slaves, of course. Slavery is not about retirement. It is about slavery.

Mummies found mysteriously wrapped in caramel bacon, cheesewhip and butter-fried marshmallows. Scientists puzzled to deduce what killed them. Carb-eating bastards. It's called the diet of Cain and it will turn your insulin into a system-wide grease-plug.

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