Obama reminds flyover herds that only important people need arms
The rest of you need to buckle down and rustle up those tax revenues. Especially because we're increasing them soon. You are going to have to work really hard to provide me with the full time bodyguards for life that I deserve. It is your destiny to make everyday a payday for me, beeyotch. My sham wife keeps threatening to talk to the press if I don't buy her some new furs and diamonds.