Thursday, April 26, 2012

Evil Sun Vitamin Hurts More Doctors On Payday

It's a travesty. There goes the new pool and sauna tub the quacks had planned to put in the backyard next year.

If the familiar pattern emerges here, soon we'll see this seventy year old vitamin registered as a toxic threat to health that can only be prescribed under a physicians care. If it continues to cure any more conditions it is going be be putting doctors out of a job.

Death and imprisonment for all those who display an interest in nutrition!

1 comment:

lucid said...

Going by the policy of not giving out nutrition advice we might find that all cooking shows should be removed from TV too, and maybe ban cook books... and health and cooking classes at school.
Unless, of course, the author is a qualified "nutritionist" or pays one to approve the information.