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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Seriously, This Is A Truish Story Of Sorts

After sweeping the previous two straw polls, Paul is bested by some weirdo nobody even heard of who is a Mormon and is even beaten by non-starters like Santorum and Gingrich, neither of whom is really even in the race anymore. Yes, that probably happened and it's all rather truish.

Diebold has discovered scheduled execution of SQL and learned how to just flip records instead of simply deleting them as they did in the past. It probably took them eight years to figure out how to hire somebody competent to even do that.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

"It probably took them eight years to figure out how to hire somebody competent to even do that."

Probably true. Most people have no idea just how corrupt things are in government because they cannot believe anyone would have the audacity to try it, especially so incompetently. The truth is that these morons are barely able to hold it together and have only managed it so far because of how complacent and trusting the public are. They really do mess it all up and struggle to do simple things like this.

Those Diebold machines must be worth their weight in gold to the elite. Magic boxes that tell you the results and cannot be argued with or disproven with a hand count.


Needless to say, anyone who thinks these results are genuine is cracked in the head.

Anonymous said...

February 12, 2012 2:12 AM
"Most people have no idea just how corrupt things are in government because they cannot believe anyone would have the audacity to try it"

If you engage in political activism of any kind, you will quickly learn, mainstream media outlets are not there to report the news, their mission is to control the thoughts of the general population.

IMO, if a large media outlet is caught engaging in partisan politics of any kind, it should be regarded as a capital offense.

Anonymous said...

Never heard of Romney? Oh, exaggeration, thy name is Tex!

C'mon, Paul is a fringe candidate. Accept the truth and it will set you free.

Anonymous said...

"Fringe candidate". I love it. No, Paul has more in common with most Americans than the others. In fact, this makes the other canditates members of the "fringe" because they are so removed from the realities of life in the kwa. They represent only their masters while Paul represents the people.

Anonymous said...

I'm not taking a position on the merits of Paul's candidacy. I'm merely pointing out that he doesn't have a lot of support.

Texas Arcane said...

Thanks, Moshe. You know we always appreciate you dropping by to give us your special spin on whatever topic is at hand.

So Paul swept the two previous straw polls, each time increasing in strength, but this time he barely even placed?

How would somebody win the past two straw polls (total media blackout on both of them) and then suddenly decline to nothing?

Again, you feel free to drop in anytime on us, Moshe. I know you have to make the rounds on a lot of blogs so don't let us keep you.

Texas Arcane said...

P.S. When the Kwa falls, lots of people are going to laugh at you. Lots of people are going to laugh because you're laughable.

Texas Arcane said...

Explain to me again how a public democracy can have the votes counted in secret by a private, sectarian corporation with no accountability to anyone. I don't understand that part. Essentially this means whatever the result, we just have to take your word for it.

Huh?

You have got to be kidding me.

I am going to laugh so hard when the Kwa burns.

Anonymous said...

"So Paul swept the two previous straw polls, each time increasing in strength, but this time he barely even placed?"

You may have noticed that Romney won Florida handily and then lost in three states to Santorum. What? How could that be? Makes no sense!

Do you really think Paul enjoys more popular support than the other candidates but he's somehow being cheated by [insert favorite conspiracy group of the moment] out of votes?

I think I'm finally starting to get you. When faced with a simple explanation and one that involves complicated conspiratorial actions by a group or groups you don't like, always choose the latter.

Anonymous said...

Get this: a pollster called us the other day and wanted our opinion on what republican candidate could beat Obama. They gave us all the choices except Ron Paul. When my wife protested that they did not include Paul's name on the list of Republican choices, they said "that's because we are polling on ELECTABLE republicans". With that she stated that we were for Ron Paul, and that was all. The pollster just laughed and told her to have a good day.

Anonymous said...

Forgot to say that these polls must be conducted as a way to convey the message that Ron Paul is unelectable. Jerks.

Anonymous said...

Thing about polls is you don't know who's sponsoring them. That poll could have been paid for by a pro-Romney group, for example, and they don't feel Paul is any threat to them so why include him? Maybe they've found that if Paul is excluded more people go with Romney.

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