The 'Stain is long past it's use-by date. These sentiments are so far out of touch with the reality of what is required they are like whistling past a graveyard.
The Kwa really thinks that all that is required is some Knute Rockne speech. Check out most of the people in the commercial. They are all from nations that are officially third world countries that have never been able to "pull out" of anything and have been economic losers for their entire history. But once you set foot on magic 'Zanian soil, your IQ shoots up and you magistically change into a winner. After all, that's what Americans are like, right ... at least in the past. This proves that the soil exudes magic winner gas that makes you into a winner when you breathe it in. Unfortunately the only gas most of these modern day 'Zanies breathe is Jenkem.