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Monday, February 6, 2012

Hopetism : When Televitz Failed

These idiots think because the White House managed to average the total number of famine corpses in Los Angeles with the sum aggregate of the flaming armed babies in Detroit, they managed to produce a figure of 8.3% unemployment instead of 9%. This proves we are saved. Except anybody with an IQ above room temperature knows that the real unemployment figure in the Kwanstain is more like 40%+ in the urban areas. What matters most to 'Stainians is presentation. The reality is too unpleasant to contemplate any longer anyhow.

I've got a calculator too and if I add up the collated mean totals of the number of times they are going to get sodomized by a 200 man gangbang train of enrichers and add it to the corrected median of their screams on the imprompt cannibal barbie, I come up with a figure of 60+ inches for the red-white-and-blue rubber mambo pleasuremaster that is going to get buried in their dribbling asses.

Mind you, this is the future as seen through the rose-colored glasses of the upbeat feelgood hit-of-the-summer scenario. The reality is going to be much worse. There is also a downside.

2 comments:

ray said...

the actual unemployment rate amongst men in the western states of Stainistan is about 35 or 40 percent . . . females (seeking employment) is, perhaps, 12 or 15 percent

the eagerness of The People to believe the lies proferred by their Elected Reprehensibles -- in obvious contradiction of easily obvserved reality -- reveals human self-rule for what it is: satanic bullshit, right from the get-go

god told the hebrew tribes that having "their own king" would be a FUCKING DISASTER of millennial proportions and durations

but The People gnow better! another half-point shaved off the unemployment stats, may i have the raspberry koolaid next time please?

Anonymous said...

"I've got a calculator too and if I add up the collated mean totals of the number of times they are going to get sodomized by a 200 man gangbang train of enrichers and add it to the corrected median of their screams on the imprompt cannibal barbie, I come up with a figure of 60+ inches for the red-white-and-blue rubber mambo pleasuremaster that is going to get buried in their dribbling asses."

You sir, are a poet.

It would be even more funny if it wasn't true.
RIP, KWA

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