Friday, January 27, 2012

Kwanstainia At Bottom Of List Of Failed Regimes

The Founding Fathers would be knee-deep in spent shell casings. John Adams would be running claymore wire. Ben Franklin would be hefting a Dragon launcher at Air Force One.

Thomas Jefferson would be stripped to the waist revealing a massive buffed physique brandishing a Ka-Bar with Barack Obama cornered in the White House, who would be using Barbara Pelosi as a human shield. Thomas would shoot Barbara, slowly lower his gun and stalk towards Obama. "Put away that chickensh*t gun, Barack. You know you can beat me. Don't you want to see the look in a man's eyes when you sink in the blade? C'mon Barry, let's party."

(The above is purely intended as idyllic satire)


Mex Arcane said...

The people are after a real showdown here, Tex, not that archetypal anticlimax from Commando where he kills Bennet by throwing a pipe through him.

KWJ said...

Thankfully you're not sharing the hellish carnage that Andrew Jackson would be inflicting in these times.

Anonymous said...

I can't decide which was funnier....the fact that I thought of the Commando climax when reading this post, or seeing the first comment from MEX ARCANE referring to it.

Holy Shit, "Mex Arcane!" Hilarious!