UPDATE : Some of you may not have the patience to meticulously read all these links and I don't blame you, your time is worth something. This fellow wades through acres of doubletalk to get to the point here. "95%" means "I have a mortgage to pay, please have mercy, don't form a lynch mob and kill us all" in scienmajistical doublespeak.
UPDATE #2 : Within 24 Hours, the spin is in. It's not that we didn't find it, you see, it's that we found the places it isn't and therefore we know for a fact now it doesn't seem to be anywhere. Thanks fellow travelers in the mass media.
"I think we are getting very close," said Vivek Sharma, a physicist at the University of California, San Diego, and the leader of the Higgs search at LHC's CMS experiment. "We may be getting the first tantalizing hints, but it's a whiff, it's a smell, it's not quite the whole thing."
Not quite anything, actually. This is incredible! I was getting a whiff of something myself. Strong and pungent, as a matter of fact. Like I stepped in something so bad I'm going to have to throw away these shoes.
The money it cost to build the Hadron collider should be refunded to the taxpayers and the entire place would best be converted into a roller skating rink.
It is not necessary to build a structure of this size unless you're a fraud stalling for time. "If only we could build a bigger collider, you see, my incredible ideas could be tested."
We built it, fellas. You're full of sh*t and the idiots who gave you tenure to begin with all need to be fired, starting from the top. Deciding you'd like to have a career in science despite the fact you have no aptitude, no brains and no scientific discipline disqualifies you from a career in science.
Modern "physics" is a huge and shocking scam, just like Neanderthal skeletons and globowarmthinkery. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me ten thousand times, shame on me for giving you so much as a dime.
I second Martin Luther - these men need to be put at hard labor behind a plow. It would do them a world of good to work for a living and earn money through an honest trade. The thought of these fakes living off welfare for intellectuals sipping coffee at a university cafeteria makes me sick. Most of these people built this tower of lies on the backs of real scientists they drove out of the field altogether.
Keep stalling until your retirement pension comes through, poseurs. Last fake out of the bloated overpriced pork barrel project cyclotron remember to turn out the lights.
POSTSCRIPT : Think how wonderfully open ended the field of science must be to contemplate the size of this fraud. There is the huge vista of an undiscovered universe beckoning, a golden age of scientific progress, a vast untapped horizon of fantastic knowledge and real mastery of the cosmos. You take the first step by realizing this generation of charlatans have got it about as wrong as humanly possible. After that, the sky is the limit. The real adventure is ahead of us, not behind us. To go forward, we have to leave these manboons behind.