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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Scienmajists Warn About The Dangers Of D

It's terrible stuff. Doctors and scienmajistical types have been issuing stringent warnings about the deadly threat of sunlight, milk and Vitamin D for over sixty years since the end of World War II.

WARNING! If you are overexposed to toxic levels of this Vitamin D, you could develop the following symptoms and should consult your physician immediately:

1. Health and reproductive capabilities
2. Feelings of well being
3. Strength in muscles and bones
4. Alertness and mental acuity
5. Good emotional balance, hope and resilience to pain
6. Old Age & Absence of Cancer

Doctors : Oy Vey! An emergency, itz! Tell the coroner I sent you, he'll give you the group discount!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Putin dubs McCain 'nuts', says US drones killed Gaddafi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Al_m15uyMMc

McCain, you are nuts, and yes, Russia is standing in the way of your New World Order. I'm not mad at you or nothing; Russia has friends in the West. It's just Putie Pute:

lol

Anonymous said...

But wait! But wait! I thought the holy grail was vitamin C. Are you sure I should now bow down before vitamin D? Or could it be some other herb discovered in the jubgle by natives unable to fathom the wheel? maybe the magicical herb is false!! Maybe there are no magic vegetables/fruits! Maybe we truely don't need massive amounts of vitamin D. Maybe we should go back to sacrificing virgins...

Anonymous said...

I had severe psoriasis. I had several lesions on my head. I kept my hair short with a clipper to be able to put creams on my scalp.

One day, I went on an afternoon fishing trip. I had forgotten to bring sun block.

Needless to say, I woke up the next day with blisters and sunburns on top of my head.

But a funny thing happened--a week later after the blisters and sunburned skin went away, my psoriasis lesions had practically melted right off with them.

Anonymous said...

a good read on Vit D

http://naturalallopathic.com/cms/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=85&Itemid=123

BB

jer_the_bear said...

Re: psoriasis cure,

A half hour in the sun produces 10,000 IU of Vitamin D. The officially recommended daily dosage is 400.

Vitamin D deficiency is an effective production line for a host of chronic illnesses that designer drugs are made to treat.

Among the black population it is even worse.

Evil and brilliant.

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