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Sunday, November 6, 2011

"Ultimate" Flu Shot In The Works

Oh, it's going to cure the flu alright. That's not all it is going to cure. It is going to cure you of all your earthly concerns and worries. It is ingenious - it works by bringing the body to room temperature and keeping it there, for good. It's quite clever in that it solves all the problems of overpopulation, overcrowding and unemployment. It solves crime, teenage pregnancy and overdue library books. Forever. No saving throw.

IT's "THE CURE," John P. Holdren style.

You probably think that sane people are running the Western nations right now. That's a fatal error that is going to cost you your life if you get this vaccine when it is ready. They're going to make you an offer you can't refuse and you are finally going to have to make up your mind about who is telling you the truth and who is trying to kill you. If you take the easy way out, you'll hold still for the auto-injector and then smirk at all those nuts out there who question authority figures. It will be you who flatlines afterwards, not those "nuts."

Listen to George Carlin. He got it right.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/remains-of-ancient-race-of-job-creators-found-in-r,26490/

Could be taken seriously, like many onion articles.

Anonymous said...

Countdown To Armageddon:

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/1332/61/Countdown_To_Armageddon.html

Anonymous said...

G-20 Demands German Gold To Keep Eurozone Intact; German Central Bank Tells G-20 Where To Stick It

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/g-20-demands-german-gold-keep-eurozone-intact-german-central-bank-tells-g-20-where-stick-it

Anonymous said...

You realize that if you see an Onion article you take seriously, it means they're making fun of you?

Anonymous said...

Read the article yesterday; the comments displayed a profound lack of understanding of immunology by several individuals.

Profound

Any attempt to re-engineer the immune response is doomed, due to those pesky genomic mechanisms

On a more philosophical track, passive pathways [ which is essentially what the vaccination push is all about ] will never be as competent, fluid, integrated and powerful as active immunity. The new polyvalent vaccines are an attempt to "teach" immunity to the host with a slide presentation, as opposed to getting dirty and bloodied with real task learning

FAIL. Like the rest of modern agenda driven junkscience

OhioDude

Anonymous said...

Vaccines causing the disease it is meant to prevent. Tested on cattle first then on humans:

http://pennyforyourthoughts2.blogspot.com/2011/11/faulty-vaccine-caused-massive-foot-and.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2007/aug/05/footandmouth.ruralaffairs

Texas Arcane said...

You do realize that if you see a parody on the Onion and don't realize it is actually truth with a bit of hyperbole, you're an unbelievable moron, don't you?

Texas Arcane said...

OhioDude -

Ditto all and sorry I did not make it clear.

I don't think they are anywhere near a universal vaccine for the flu. I think they are very near a deliberate release of a severe flu strain which they will then counter by offering you a mandatory flu shot which will in fact be a death sentence. Articles like these are part of the propaganda machine convincing sheeple they should take the shot.

It's working now, as I mentioned before everybody I work with is always sick as a dog except for me and I am the only one who never gets the seasonal flu shot. I also don't get the seasonal flu, either.

Anonymous said...

There seem to be a surprising number of conspiracies at work. It's almost as if you look hard enough at anything you'll begin to see evidence of a conspiracy!

Anonymous said...

Mr T

Parke-Davis "accidentally" released hundreds of thousands of vaccine doses in Romania, Ukraine and Poland a few years back that were contaminated with an H2N3 variant.

Given all the checks that are in place, it was no accident, it was release of "seconds' that should have been destroyed.

Recombinomics is a very solid site for immunology/micro news. Want scary ? H5N1 morphed last year, and is now viable in an environment of 98F !

They've already started the BS hype for shots here in New LaRazaland. tables in Mao-Mart offer the shots. Kiosks in airports are now up and running. Billy Rich had a "bioterror" plan, which boiled down was " we force you to evac, and screw the Constitutional 4th amendment protections, and we WILL give you a vaccine ... trust us."

12 Monkeys, without the happy ending

OhioDude

Anonymous said...

Carlin was an Atheist. Please explain yourself.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 5:10AM

So when the Onion article that came out that talked about the five bladed razor and then a few years later it was a commerical product...that was them making fun of the people who believed in reality and the potential future existance of a product that is still for sale even as I type? Well, gosh.

Looks like you've got to be edjumacated in a special way that doesn't include things like "reality", "foresight" or "common sense" these days or the chimps in manpants will think less of you.

Tex has it right and you've lost the plot, 5:10AM.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of The Stand

Texas Arcane said...

George Carlin puts Krisschannity to shame in that he was more truthful and had more guts than the majority of all the Krisschans in the United States.

The living word of God was like a sword so acerbic he was put to death for it, without ever advocating violence of any kind. Christians should be half as honest as George Carlin, he shamed them.

Your average Krisschan in the United States is a toadie who is always sucking up to every institution and curling up like a worm so as not to be trod upon. It is not an exaggeration to say that Jesus Christ is the only Jew they are not terrified of - and it is the only master they are supposed to bow down to.

Carlin shamed Christians with his forthrightness. Rather than assisting in guiding their flocks up the slaughterhouse ramp, Christians are supposed to withdraw from the world and condemn it for it's sins. They're not salt and light, their salt has lost it's savor. That biting wit of George Carlin is the salt that the Sermon on the Mount is talking about. It's a sharp rebuke and an agent for cleanliness and spiritual renewal. To tell the truth nowadays is a revolutionary act.

It's obvious why the Bible says wisdom begins with the fear of God. Once you have enough sense to fear God, you'll lose your fear of men altogether. The fear of God is the source of much real courage in this world.

Anonymous said...

Tex, it's really cute how you deliberately misspell words like "Christian" as "Krisschan."

It's not only the epitome of wittiness, it's also really precious!

Anonymous said...

"So when the Onion article that came out that talked about the five bladed razor and then a few years later it was a commerical product...that was them making fun of the people who believed in reality and the potential future existance of a product that is still for sale even as I type? Well, gosh."

You have no sense of humor if you think that's what it was about. It was satirizing the razor companies in their escalating race to add more blades.

It was not making fun of anyone who believed that we'd have a five-blade razor.

Do you see the difference?

I swear, but I think one of the chief fundamental differences between liberals and conservatives is the latter's complete lack of a sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

November 7, 2011 5:16 PM

"Tex, it's really cute how you deliberately misspell words like "Christian" as "Krisschan." "

Its cute how you have no idea what Tex means by that.

FAIL

Time to get a real job Moshe. You are the worst Mossad troll evar.

Anonymous said...

The only place I see people as rabid and fanatical as y'all on the internet is on other conspiracy websites and new agey groups.

Anonymous said...

"Time to get a real job Moshe. You are the worst Mossad troll evar."

I'm not Mossad. I'm not Jewish. I'm a midwestern U.S. citizen. Stop thinking every comment you disagree with is part of a conspiracy. Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

"I swear, but I think one of the chief fundamental differences between liberals and conservatives is the latter's complete lack of a sense of humor."

You called Tex a conservative? lol I'll bet you think he'd join the Tea Party, to lower taxes and save Amerikwa for Freedom!

Where do you ignoramuses come from?

For your information, if any real "conservatives" came to this blog, they'd join the liberals as opposition.

"conservatives" and liberals are two sides of the same coin. They have long been in an abusive relationship, where the conservative plays battered housewife to the abusive Liberal.

Stockholm Syndrome — When toadying to bullies becomes sincere.

Anonymous said...

"I'm not Mossad. I'm not Jewish. I'm a midwestern U.S. citizen. Stop thinking every comment you disagree with is part of a conspiracy. Sheesh."

Jewish — Something that is greenish is a little green, something that is bluish is a little bit blue.

So I don't understand how an Orthodox rabbi can be Jewish.



And no one mentioned a "conspiracy" except for you. You folks are big on calling things you don't want discussed, a "conspiracy", to pathologize all opposition.

In your case, you are too stupid to conspire, you do it in the open and FAIL. Everything you do is FAIL. lol


And you said you were leaving us, didn't you Moshe? Was that yet another lie?

What a surprise.

Every time you open you mouth, out pops another whopper. lol

Anonymous said...

Sure thing, Mossy.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Tex needs Mossad agents to discredit himself. He has been doing that well enough by himself. It is hard to take him seriously after he started rolling out this fantasy about being a comic book nephilin super-hero.

Anonymous said...

IT'S NOT A FANTASY HE'S REAL HE DRANK DRANO AND NOW HE'S SUPER STRONG AND SMARTER THAN EVERYONE EXCEPT THE LIZARDS

Anonymous said...

ENKIDU LIVES

Anonymous said...

NIGGA READY TO DROPKICK SERPENT ARSE RODEO CLOWN STYLE

Anonymous said...

Moche Mossad is either really upset, or he doesn't know how to switch the caps lock off. lol

Anonymous said...

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SMACKDOWN FROM A RODEO CLOWN

HEAR THAT MOUSTERIAN SOUND

SNAKE RACE GET FACE DOWN

AMUDS RISE UP VICTORY IN YOUR GRASP

REPTILES SCARED THEY BE GETTIN' KICKED IN THE ASP

DON'T MESS WITH ENKI'S BEST

YOU BE CHILLIN' WIT DE REST

PEACE OUT

Anonymous said...

Negro rap? On my vault-co? never!

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