Powderkeg. If Kwanstainia tries to throw it's candy-ass has-been weight around in this region it is going to realize that it is fifty pounds of crap stuffed into a five pound bag. They are like an old boxer pulling an intravenous drip bag and a dialysis machine around picking fights with nurses and orderlies. They don't even know what they don't know.
I've been working on an IPhone game called ATOMIC WAR and I was originally planning to design the game mechanics so that whenever you picked the United States, you would always lose in the first round no matter how much money you spent.