VAULT DWELLERS SERVED

Thursday, November 3, 2011

The Machine That Enki Built



Initially I opposed the humanoid bot design program. I told Enki and the other overseers it was a waste of resources to try to produce a biological machine that would look like us but otherwise serve us as our auto-programmable slave. Well, deployment in the field has proved me wrong. These monkeys in manpants are the greatest labor saving device the world has ever known. A feature I really love about them is their custom rhesus monkey genes module which enables you to give one of these droids a command phrase and watch it echo throughout the ranks, each of them repeating the slogan like a zombie until it saturates their consciousness as a new prime directive. They look so human-like it is eerie sometimes but lack souls or real volition. The only real accident in the program has been the freakish Enkidu, a small price to pay for your own personal army of self-replicating autobots.

Try to collect one of each color and build a full set. Someday they are bound to be worth something. I like to march them around in groups and set them up on battlefields in front of dioramas to fight one another, it's thrilling.

P.S. Central stock management has found this herd needs to be weeded down a bit. Their individual market sale price has declined and they are not going for what they used to at auction. For this reason we have begun to control their numbers by dismantling the nuclear family unit and encouraging them to waste their time with non-breeding activities not related to child rearing or child nurturing, just seeing broadway shows and going on cruises to expend their excess capital. I've heard rumors from the head office they are planning to phase out several whole breeds of these stocks and this is the first step in bringing their herds down to manageable numbers.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

A feature I really love about them is their custom rhesus monkey genes module which enables you to give one of these droids a command phrase and watch it echo throughout the ranks, each of them repeating the slogan like a zombie until it saturates their consciousness as a new prime directive.

Good thing you're not caught up in that vocabulary, Tex!

Anonymous said...

But if this won't work we might have to build a new killing machine like this one: Meet Petman, the two-legged humanoid war droid:

http://www.redicecreations.com/article.php?id=17381

Anonymous said...

I bet those enricher machete-wielding gangs are your work too:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2057049/Pictured-The-shocking-moment-trio-savagely-attack-restaurant-customer-slashes-MACHETE.html

Anonymous said...

"A feature I really love about them is their custom rhesus monkey genes module which enables you to give one of these droids a command phrase and watch it echo throughout the ranks, each of them repeating the slogan like a zombie until it saturates their consciousness as a new prime directive."


Racist! Racist! Racist! Racist!
Racist! Racist! Racist! Racist!
Racist! Racist! Racist! Racist!

That particular command, makes White folks go weak at the knees. It is a trick. We always use it. lol


The only effective response we've encountered, is this one:

"In your opinion I am a racist. You are just saying that because I am White. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-White."


What should we do about this new breed of command resistant White folks? It seems they know all of our tricks.

Anonymous said...

Harlod and Kumars 3d Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rILHv9oFq38

Be kind to strangers and homeless people.They are most likely Angels doing a close target recon. before God brings the smack down.

Ripley was right,we should nuke the entire planet from orbit.It's the only way to be sure.

I think you are right about these creatures.God gave them up to a debased mind.Last time He cleansed with water.This time He will(I believe)purify with fire.
I am beginning to understand He is right to do so.Calvin spoke of 'total depravity'.Calvin was right.
Chris from Sydney
P.S I take it I'm not the only one making imprecatory prayer against the Sodomite Witch in Canberra ?

Anonymous said...

Any person who does not evince the same emotions Tex shows regularly is not a person to be trusted. If you dont know whats wrong you are part of the problem. Look around you people its not supposed to be this way. God has a better plan.

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Even more disturbing was the proof that all the news follows the same pattern, sounding like they read from the same teleprompter. People who think they can get variety and real information and sound opinions instead of garbage and shills is kidding themselves.

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