Sneaky son-of-a-guns. They creep me out with those weird eyes of theirs. Always plotting, always planning something. Stealthy bastards.
Remember, we don't want to profile, but if they look like Richie Cunningham, Pat Boone or Ozzie Nelson, they're probably terrorists. Keep your eyes open, bro, there's no telling what those cheese-eating swine will try next.
There's always been something strange about them. With their Izod-Lacoste shirts and love of traditional musical tastes. Plus they are always meeting together at Nazcar in huge mobs, no doubt to plan their next attack. You can see their hooded glances at one another during their Dungeons and Dragons games, conspiring together at Star Trek Conventions and pie-eating contests.
See suspenders or a pocket kerchief, watch your back bro. I'm jest sayin' is all.
What Kwanzania needs is a Soviet-style psychiatry system, complete with frontal lobotomies and electroshock for those who need it, because they don't do what I tell them to do.