God tries to destroy my hometown, misses, asks for do-over
A portent of ITZ for certain
Entire Eastern Seaboard Felt The Quake
You know if people felt it in Chicago we're talking about a very deep quake here.
Just prior to this in Colorado
Meanwhile, other side of the planet in Indonesia
The reason they put a lot of nuclear reactors in Virginia is that it was supposed to be a geologically stable region. Like Fukushima.
Man proposes, God disposes. Before you make any plans, always append "God willing" to any strategy. I believe the Kwa has used up all of it's warning tickets at this point and the Lord has taken the entire country out of his Microsoft Planner file altogether. The Kwa has rejected the foundations of their heritage and will now be proceeding on their own better angels. I give'em a week.
The country was being pulled down by a demolition crew anyhow, God is just pitching in to help
ADDENDUM : Numerous private sources have told me via email that the Washington Monument is now leaning to one side since the quake. The mass media has moved to suppress all reports on it and is issuing counter-statements asserting it is fine, but my contacts tell me the Kwa now has a kweer looking tilt to it's most prized national landmark. Respect to God for his sense of humor, it's awesome. The ultimate IDIOCRACY-style visual zinger.