Thursday, July 14, 2011

You May Be The Only Person Left On Earth Who Doesn't Know Itz Coming

Russia knows.

Donald Trump knows.

Anthony Robbins knows.

Even guys like Ashton Kutcher know.

Do you know yet? Or are you one of the sad little people they talk under their breath around in order to keep from frightening you? Go and watch some more spectator sports and drink your beer, everything will be fine.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Donald Trump has one of the fanciest houses in the world.

A ballroom,

an olympic sized swimming pool,

33 bathrooms,

And three bomb shelters.

And those are rich-man's bomb shelters. They probably look like an underground Umbrella facility from a Resident Evil game.

When even Donald Trump knows ITZ coming, you better pack yo rice.