Spanking now tacitly forbidden in the empire of decay
The United States is overcrowded with newcomers whose only distinction in their countries of origin was their abysmal failure to maintain anything resembling a stable civilization. They are now busy with their task of turning their new home into an exact replica of the third world dumps they fled from. Quite happy to revise their host culture, they are not bright enough to realize they have never demonstrated a capacity to create anything half as good anywhere else.
They strongly object to child abuse in Texas. Child rape is okay if you're a sports player.
They're not the really crazy ones, though. The real crazy people are the natives. The citizens of the West have completely lost their minds. They are a powder keg of madness everywhere you look.
Idiocracy chemistry fail. I don't think the people in charge of security have ever heard of "water treatment."
There's nothing more important than special rights for sodomites at times like these. Good to stay focused on the relevant issues. Sure, we may have a nuclear war soon, but nevertheless it is critical that gays marry. It's a high priority.
Crazy, deranged sheeple are easily herded. It's like shooing mental patients into the cafeteria. Give'em a whiff of pudding they'll shamble anywhere. It's forbidden to even try to leave and live sanely elsewhere according to your own rules. All beasts must play the sick game.
Does all this lunacy bother you? Be patient. Soon a humane euthanasia will be imposed on all dissidents under the supervision of a doctor, which means it's okay and official.