You sound like some kind of conspiracy nut, Kahn! Next you'll be warning people of the end of the world on your own blog and working on a Vault operating system! You're losing it, man! Get a grip!
He tried morphing his facial features into the late Harry Truman, then Pee-Wee Herman, finally Pope John Paul, but they had him handcuffed and still told him no bail. You are nailed like a snake to a washboard, Dominic. It's tough to be surrounded by so many people you can't get your transformation correct and just end up looking like a bitch-whipped version of your own self. Yes they do slither. Fellow serpents already starting a chorus to say he was framed. Wow. That came out of left field.
I had a snake in the garage last night, I can't begin to tell you how loathsome these creatures are. Whether 8 ounces or 200 lbs, they disgust me right through their whole evolutionary range. You will crawl on your belly and eat dust, until the seed of the woman crushes your head. Trying to make yourself look like an investment banker will only postpone your fate.
That's right. The woman slipped and fell with her open mouth balls deep onto his penis. It happens to me all the time. Okay, actually it has never happened but I wish I had that kind of luck. Dominic says she managed to mutter "okay" when her bloody tonsils were getting forcibly pounded. That's the best time to ask a girl if she is interested in romance. He had lunch with his daughter afterwards. You stay classy, Dominic.
French Marxists furious that the peasants actually apprehended someone so very important. Forcible rape is just a perk of the job, you see. Everyone needs to understand this.
C'mon people, I have to enjoy this. You don't see'em get dragged out into the sunlight very often. A victory for the children of God. Somebody in the New York Police Department was doing their job according to what was written down on paper. That's called the rule of law.