Monday, May 23, 2011

God : "Here's Your Krapture, Sodomites"

Kwanzanians go on a wild ride into the air as they hoped, unfortunately they also appear to be coming back down. At around 1500 feet the Protestants begin to wonder if approving gay men for clergy in the church was as good an idea as it sounded. Apparently, self-righteousness does not work as a prophylaxis against gravity. Since the real "god" they pray to is AIPAC, they should put in a formal complaint against the almighty. Pity there is no higher court to lodge an appeal against God.

Behold, a whirlwind of the LORD is gone forth in fury, even a grievous whirlwind: it shall fall grievously upon the head of the wicked.

- Jeremiah 23:19

Dual Argument For Atheist Lurkers Below (God wins either way) :
The same sort of human being who thinks consensual sophistry is sufficient to override 4000 years of theology, is also stupid enough to think that a consensus that there is no need for civil defense or mandatory buildings standards in tornado-prone regions is sufficient to ignore the issue. Either way, you get a house dropped on your head at the end. Think HARD, sons of Adam.


Anonymous said...

Ramzpaul makes a good point on Harold Camping and The Rapture

Why are these anti-white, Global Warming Believers, from the MSM, picking on this religious cult who no one ever heard of before, when none of the way out, crazy predictions (from their multi-billion dollar cult, with global reach), ever come true?

And yes, I called them anti-white. They are demanding that only white countries, must cut their emissions, while brown countries, are free to ramp them up.

Anti-white cults abound.

Anonymous said...

Anom 12:02: Yup, zionism is pretty much succesful on that one, everybody hates whitey. Every race can be proud, except whitey. Every religion can be proudly expressed, except catholicism. First 8 rounds go to the pharisees.

For the record, false prophet and religious charlatan Camping is now claiming that the rapture will happen in october and that the false alarm was due to a mathematical mistake.

You couldn't make this stuff up.

Anonymous said...

UN vote for Palestinian statehood>US veto>veto override>statehood>UN versus Israel because occupation illegal>???