Spiked hail firing Supercell storms rolling around in record setting numbers flinging out tornados like hummingbees, reducing huge swaths of landscape in Alabama and Tennessee to splinters and ruins in addition to leaving the 'Zanies in this region in the Dark Ages.
Vault-Co predicts this will someday be described as temperate spring weather in the Kwa by the surviving remnant.
If God is your terrorist, what is your counter-terrorism program? Die screaming with idiotic expressions on your face, essentially. The last thing to go on the Kwanzan is the smirk. We're number one, dude! (They mean job #1 for God's wrath) They should get Ted Haggard to tell God he is being unreasonable and may be subject to sanctions by the Baptists if he doesn't start acting the way they want him to. Doesn't God know that Kwanzanians are God's special people? God is working with Al Quaeda!! God will be rendered and waterboarded when they catch him!
Those that be near, and those that be far from thee, shall mock thee, which art infamous [a name hated by all men] and much vexed.
- Ezekiel 22:5