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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Kenyan Attention Whore : Appearing ... Anywhere That Will Put Him On The Air

"The President of the United States" appears on "The View" and now Jon Stewart's show.

What's next? The Home Shopping Network pushing spray-on balding concealer? Community television interviewing people at the Farm Expo? Late night television doing testimonials for Anthony Robbins?

Seriously, if I had the luxury of just hovering in a UFO as a passive observer of this lunacy high in orbit, I'd laugh myself unconscious morning and night watching this crap. It's hilarious if you are not invested in the outcome.

The leadup to World War III is turning out to be bigger black comedy than anything Peter Sellers ever did. The historians will be lucky to write a chapter at a time for the retrospective without roaring at the sheer inanity.

A Kenyan-born illegal immigrant in the White House during the collapse of Western civilization shortly before the outbreak of global thermonuclear war. You couldn't make this stuff up.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

In December, he'll be going on the Discovery Channel's "MythBusters."

I am speechless
J

Anonymous said...

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/white-house-adviser-us-must-prepare-for-asteroid/19687765
Cheers J

Anonymous said...

I hear since Obama got elected, Hillary Clinton was given a Presidential workload and all paths lead to her door.

Anonymous said...

Sir, I have been reading your post almost on a daily basis for five years. You are one of my favorite.

It's hard to believe you have been down under for so long, yet have a PERFECT picture as to what is going on here. Thank you and please do not stop, I/we need you, Thank you,

Doug

Anonymous said...

This was vault-co at its best

:) Sasha

Andrew said...

President of the United States

On a more serious note, Mervyn King says do as we say else we'll see a 1930's style collapse.

Old Europe Power Currently Over The World & The Moslems

Anonymous said...

Couldn't have said it better myself. They'll have him pole dancing and turning tricks on street corners at this rate.

Whatever happened to dignity? If not the man then at least the position and while you occupy it or act in an official capacity.

Anonymous said...

I haven't read the article yet but looks like it's worth a quick read
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2010-10-26-emp_N.htm
Also how Vault-OS progressing?
Cheers
J

Anonymous said...

http://news.ca.msn.com/top-stories/msnbc-article.aspx?cp-documentid=26128452
mother earth seems to be getting a bit cranky
Cheers J

Anonymous said...

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE69N1PA20101024

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