What a coincidence, all these stories running together in the world press like dominos
All about the same phoney distraction just as globowarmthinkery has tanked
These beings represent a threat to us, you see - just like globowarmthinkery did
We should surrender our sovereignty to some supranational body to combat this "menace"
I bet those aliens are timing their invasion fleet armada to synchronize with the widespread unemployment of global warming charlatans as budgets come under review
The aliens must want to secure jobs for marxist bums and freeloaders, it's obvious. How considerate of them to help these bolshevist losers get replacement jobs in this economy. Crossing lightyears in their super advanced craft and it turns out they are all far left socialists when they get here, expressing mutual solidarity with their comrades.
So it turns out they were only crying wolf that other thousand times.