... actually, that's the upbeat, feelgood hit of the summer outcome. At least if they are absorbed by Nyarlathotep they will have reliable day jobs and be debt-free.
The real situation is much worse.
Nyarlathotep was apparently considering absorbing the U.S. into his black maw until he checked out their credit rating and decided he didn't want any part of it. Nyarlathotep has moved to another space-time continuum as a result and is no longer answering phone calls from the United States. Actually, Nyarlathotep is plagued with bad dreams about the 'Kwa he wakes up screaming from in the middle of the night and is on heavy medication as a result. He compulsively draws strange silouhettes of Uncle Sam that fill his journals and is unable to express why this image is so disturbing.