After giving himself stealth power over all living things on Earth, now the down-low brother has granted himself permission to shut down the internet when he so decrees.
This asshole is the worst thing to happen to the entire planet in a long, long time. Lucifer incarnate would actually be like a vacation compared to this brother.
The Gulf disaster is slowly, very incrementally, ramping up to martial law.
This is funny enough graveyard humor to qualify as a Vault-Co correspondent. Check out Barack snacking on baby pelican heads.
Chernobyl * Infinity. The freakin' absolute end of Kwanstainia.
AN EVACUATION OF 40 MILLION PEOPLE ALONG THE GULF IS PROBABLY GOING TO HAPPEN SOON.
Of course, that's going to be the official start of Civil War II.
Everybody sounds like Vault-Co now.
Death Camp Cage Kwanzania. Even the rain will kill. The offgassing will kill. The contaminants will make their way up the Eastern seaboard, killing millions of susceptible people. South American and Mexican beaches will become toxic sewers of lethal chemicals.
That's what happens when you elect a crackhead for President.