Wherever this guy is, I've just got one thing to say to him ...
HIGH FIVE, BRUTHA! WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE, BEEYOTCH!
Notice how the Kwanzanians involved cannot exactly articulate what he was doing that was illegal. He had so many books down there? Why would any person need to own that many books? He also had soft drinks, power tools and winter blankets. Why would any honest person need to hide his winter blankets down there?
Keep working on it, I'm sure you guys will be able to come up with something he did that was wrong.