Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Yellowstone Rumbling With The Rest of the Earth Around The Clock

To visualize the planet correctly right now, imagine a low level vibration that surges and secedes continuously at a higher level of seismic activity than has been previously recorded by modern science. It doesn't stop shaking anymore and the once rare has become quite commonplace. Again, when you are talking about human beings, you have to understand that their minds are engineered to adaptively adjust themselves to regard almost any situation as "normal," no matter how chaotic it gets. It's getting pretty chaotic down there. Something is happening. Big stuff is moving around where it is not supposed to and other stuff is shifting around in the space it leaves behind. It's obvious.

Nothing to see here folks, keep moving along

It's probably nothing more than a K-T Boundary style extinction event at the worst, so keep shopping and don't worry.

Edjamafacated types swear there is no relationship between the quaking all over the planet and Haiti, it's pure coincidence that other quakes are occurring on connected tectonic plates and should only be regarded in isolation. Please do not panic and start taking your money out of the banks, we need it to complete construction of government shelters.


andyboots37 said...

Yellowstone? Isn't that where Yogi Bear lives?

"Hey, hey booboo!, get dat picnic basket-uh and let's get duh fu** outta here-uh!"

I love you guys! It's been great spending time on the blog with you:)


Anonymous said...

Breaking News; Haiti just got hit by a 6.1 aftershock.

A Yellowstone eruption has always been a 'favorite' of mine when it comes to apocalyptic scenario's.


Texas Arcane said...

Andy, we've never agreed on anything and if you ever stopped checking in on this blog it wouldn't be the same. Always look forward to seeing something by you in the comments even though I know in advance I won't agree with it.

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The last cause said...

"and earthquakes in diverse places"

No surprise, in fact it is only a matter of time until a inconvenient earthquake transforms some town in the Missouri region into a pile of bricks and rubbble and "Haiti' is replayed in the 'kwa.

Funny thing about that is, the poor, trailer dwellers will come out far less damaged than the wealthy in high rise Condo apartments.

God does have a sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

What-if Scenario:
Earthquake levels town in USA, claim it as a Tewwowist attack, sneak Chinese nuke or (insert you own evil enemy here), retaliates by locking up all malcontents, nuking China and generally making the world its whore.

My 2 bobs,

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